So, a Socialist Pope and Muslim Kenyan Marxist walk into a bar ...

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

When VP Harris begings inventoring the electoral vote count in Jan 2025, MAGA is going to freak.

 

[miketx]

When VP Harris begings inventoring the electoral vote count in Jan 2025, MAGA is going to freak.

What is a maga, meat head?

 

[Hellbilly]

What is a maga, meat head?

Jagaloons like you.

 

[otto105]

What is a maga, meat head?

Joe Rogan types

 

[miketx]

Joe Rogan types

Who is he?

 

[miketx]

Jagaloons like you.

If you don't know just say so.

 

[HikerGuy83]

When VP Harris begings inventoring the electoral vote count in Jan 2025, MAGA is going to freak.

Well, that didn't age to well.

 

[The Irish Ram]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Hey honey, why the long face?"

A horse John Kerry walked into a bar, and the bartender asked...

 

[otto105]

Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."

Still old and stupid after a decade.


Hey, did you gold bling trump your house fuckup?

 

[DennisPTate]

Damn that molten iron core of the Earth..

True... that molten iron core could get all of us into trouble!

"At a symposium of the Union of Geodesy and geophysics, Dr. Pyyotor Shoumsky reported that the south polar ice cap was growing at a minimum rate of 293 cubic miles of ice annually. To put that number in perspective, Lake Erie contains only 109 cubic miles of water. Thus, a volume of ice forms on top of the existing ice at Antarctica each year which is almost three times the volume of water in Lake Erie!" (Expanded Discussion of The HAB Theory, Gershom Gale, Expanded Discussion on the HAB Theory.)

"Let us consider Antarctica for a moment.
We have already seen that it is big. It has a land area of 5.5
million square miles, and is presently covered by something in excess
of seven million cubic miles of ice weighing an estimated 19
quadrillion tons (19 followed by 15 zeros). What worries the
theorists of earth-crust displacement is that this vast ice-cap is
remorselessly increasing in size and weight:'at the rate of 293 cubic
miles of ice each year--almost as much as if Lake Ontario were frozen
solidly annually and added to it.(Graham Hancock, Fingerprints of
the Gods, page 480).

 

[JimH52]

Oooooo, a maga fuckup attempting humor.

Thud.

They know the champion con man used them like a piece of toilet paper.