Woman Who Used A Potato As A Contraceptive Is Hospitalised

[Rikurzhen]

This is how science is done. You form a hypothesis and then you test it. Shove a potato up your cooter and you won't get pregnant. Now this scientist needs to figure out how to stop the potato from sprouting.

Doctors treating a woman for stomach pain were shocked to find a very unlikely cause for it - a potato inside her vagina.

The 22-year-old woman, from Colombia, was advised by her mother to use the technique to avoid becoming pregnant.

But by the time doctors discovered the potato, it had apparently germinated and grown roots inside her.​

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It germinated huh ? So she didn't get pregnant, but the potato did.

 

[deltex1]

Those Columbians are cutting edge. Give them visas!

 

[Katzndogz]

No one ever told her to remove the potato.

 

[deltex1]

Mama will chop it up add onions and peppers...fry a couple eggs...side of bacon...pop will never know.

 

[Piss Bucket]

I cannot decide which is funnier: the story or the fact that you refer to the woman's vagina as a "cooter".

 

[Rikurzhen]

I cannot decide which is funnier: the story or the fact that you refer to the woman's vagina as a "cooter".

I'm just trying to use scientific terminology properly.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

This is how science is done. You form a hypothesis and then you test it. Shove a potato up your cooter and you won't get pregnant. Now this scientist needs to figure out how to stop the potato from sprouting.

Doctors treating a woman for stomach pain were shocked to find a very unlikely cause for it - a potato inside her vagina.

The 22-year-old woman, from Colombia, was advised by her mother to use the technique to avoid becoming pregnant.

But by the time doctors discovered the potato, it had apparently germinated and grown roots inside her.​

Thus the need for actual sex ed. Thanks for this, will use it as a warning in my threads from now on, "It's either this or women sticking potatos in their vaginas."

 

[Rikurzhen]

Mama will chop it up add onions and peppers...fry a couple eggs...side of bacon...pop will never know.

But the resulting dish would have a certain je ne sais quoi about it, an elusive flavor, mysterious and yet captivating for the dinner guest who will most certainly ask for the recipe.

 

[HenryBHough]

Something fishy about this......

 

[Katzndogz]

I cannot decide which is funnier: the story or the fact that you refer to the woman's vagina as a "cooter".

Everyone knows it's a hoochie!

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

She didn't want to extend her roots but got them anyway.

Initially, the nurse who examined the woman thought the ordeal was a bizarre practical joke after seeing the roots emerging from the woman.

The potato was removed without surgery and the woman is said to have no lasting side effects.

Medical staff shocked to discover potato growing inside woman 8217 s private parts fox4kc.com

 

[Rikurzhen]

What happened to my thread title? Did I break a rule? Now my OP, the science, hypothesis and testing references don't make any sense.

 

[Politico]

I cannot decide which is funnier: the story or the fact that you refer to the woman's vagina as a "cooter".

Or the fact the OP is a mindless internets sucker who wasted bandwidth by posting a hoax story.

 

[Noomi]

It didn't happen. Its an urban legend.

 

[longknife]

I've seen reports on both English and Spanish channels about this. So, if it's a hoax, it's sure getting coverage.

My thought - what does that say about the husband that he didn't feel it?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

4,540 hits on 'News' for the story. Seems legit.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Weird Food For Birth Control Woman Hospitalized After Potato Contraceptive Grows Roots In Vagina

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Medical staff shocked to discover potato growing inside woman 8217 s private parts fox4kc.com


If it's a hoax it fooled me. ...Not easy.

 

[alan1]

Russet or sweet potato?

 

[shart_attack]

What happened to my thread title? Did I break a rule? Now my OP, the science, hypothesis and testing references don't make any sense.

What was the original title?