Purple Urkel

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A story sure to receive massive coverage from the MSM. And likely a Biden and Harris comment as well.

Wait ... Forget I said the above.

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The “purple gorilla” campfire tale is a Boy Scout favorite (it’s even included in their manual). A traveler seeks refuge in a creepy mansion. The owner tells him he can stay the night, but with one rule: Down the hall there’s a purple gorilla. Never touch the purple gorilla.​

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Never touch the purple gorilla.​

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As the night wears on, the man becomes increasingly curious. What happens when you touch the purple gorilla? Finally, his curiosity gets the better of him. He walks down the hall and there, indeed, is a giant purple gorilla in a cage. Cautiously, the man reaches out and lightly taps the gorilla on the shoulder. Enraged, the beast bends the bars as if they were straw. The man runs, but every door he closes, the gorilla smashes open. The man flees the mansion, the gorilla close behind. He climbs a fence; the gorilla shatters it with one punch. He tries to hide in a shack, the gorilla knocks it down. Finally, after hours of running, the man collapses, resigned to his fate as the beast bears down on him.​

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With its massive arms, the gorilla reaches out and taps the man on the shoulder. “Tag—you’re it!”​

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There’s nothing racial about the story, but leave it to today’s blacks to make it so.​

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Last week in St. Louis (aka The Kingdom of Blackmurdya), career criminal Laron Frazier had just committed an armed carjacking. Enjoying his stolen ride, Laron saw a MetroBus pass by.​

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And a Hispanic passenger looked at him.​

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Never look at Laron!​

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Frazier proceeded to relentlessly chase the bus, block after block, never letting up. But every time he’d get close to intercepting, traffic would interfere. After a dozen miles, Frazier finally overtook the bus and blocked it with “his” car. Then he stormed the bus, shooting wildly, killing the bean and a bystander.​

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Tag—you’re hit!​

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Police said Frazier proudly confessed that he had to give chase because “the victim looked at him the wrong way.”​

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A tale not for a Scout campfire, but an American dumpster fire.​

The Week That Perished

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