Pence worries that the sight of his bare arm will make him irresistible to women!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Posing for cameras to receive the covid-19 vaccine, Mike Pence expressed his fear that the sight of his bare arm would drive women wild.​

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Pence, who has lived daily with the burden of being irresistible to females, worried that unveiling his bicep would be “like pouring gasoline on a fire.”​

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“I know it’s important that I set an example by getting the vaccine in public, but it comes with a steep price,” he said. “Now there are going to be even more ladies out there desperate to get a piece of Mike.”​

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Resigned to the consequences, Pence rolled up his sleeve to reveal his naked arm. “Here we go,” the Vice-President said. “Tickets to the gun show!”​

Pence Worries That Sight of Bare Arm Will Make Him Irresistible to Women

Pence, who has lived daily with the burden of being irresistible to women, worried that unveiling his bicep would be “like pouring gasoline on a fire.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Posing for cameras to receive the covid-19 vaccine, Mike Pence expressed his fear that the sight of his bare arm would drive women wild.​

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Pence, who has lived daily with the burden of being irresistible to females, worried that unveiling his bicep would be “like pouring gasoline on a fire.”​

​

“I know it’s important that I set an example by getting the vaccine in public, but it comes with a steep price,” he said. “Now there are going to be even more ladies out there desperate to get a piece of Mike.”​

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Resigned to the consequences, Pence rolled up his sleeve to reveal his naked arm. “Here we go,” the Vice-President said. “Tickets to the gun show!”​

Pence Worries That Sight of Bare Arm Will Make Him Irresistible to Women

Pence, who has lived daily with the burden of being irresistible to women, worried that unveiling his bicep would be “like pouring gasoline on a fire.”

www.newyorker.com

How may times have you and your husband jerked your gerkins to it so far?


Why do you hate heterosexuals?

 

[Pogo]

Umma show Pentz what "irresistible" looks like

 

[Blackrook]

Mike Pence is a good man and he's obviously making a joke, but it is true that he would be attractive to women and since he is a very devout Christian, this must be a constant temptation to him.

 

[Blackrook]

When I was married, I often was grateful that I am not the kind of man that lots of women find attractive, but one time a woman at work did throw herself at me and it stressed me out because I knew if I gave into what she wanted I'd wreck my marriage and probably lose my job.

 

[Lysistrata]

This Karen apparently thinks that mike pence is attractive and invites him to her bed. I don't think that this applies to any other woman. But he does have a bed partner to do pushups with. Just don't apply their relationship to any other person, female or male, please.

 

[DrLove]

Umma show Pentz what "irresistible" looks like