Baron Von Murderpaws
Diamond Member
Put Biden and Trump in a closed, locked room....each one with a baseball bat.
Now THAT is a SPORT!!!!
Now THAT is a SPORT!!!!
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The world LOVES this game?
1. First off, they don’t call it Soccer, they call it Football. An affront to the greatest game ever invented.
2. Then, they don’t play on a Soccer Field, they call it a Football Pitch. An affront to two great American sports.
3. When the score is 2-0, they don’t say Two to Zero or Two to Nothing, they say Two to Nil. Almost as bad as Tennis where they would call it 60 Love
4. They don’t know how to keep time. Every other sport runs the clock backwards so the fans and players know how much time is left. Soccer starts at 0 and runs to 45 minutes. When it reaches 45 min, is the game over? No, the refs keep a secret stoppage time and adds it to the end of the game.
The world LOVES this game?
1. First off, they don’t call it Soccer, they call it Football. An affront to the greatest game ever invented.
2. Then, they don’t play on a Soccer Field, they call it a Football Pitch. An affront to two great American sports.
3. When the score is 2-0, they don’t say Two to Zero or Two to Nothing, they say Two to Nil. Almost as bad as Tennis where they would call it 60 Love
4. They don’t know how to keep time. Every other sport runs the clock backwards so the fans and players know how much time is left. Soccer starts at 0 and runs to 45 minutes. When it reaches 45 min, is the game over? No, the refs keep a secret stoppage time and adds it to the end of the game.
I love soccer. It has a giant assed goal the size of a Winnebago and nobody can hit the ball in it hahahaha
Nobody’s forcing you to watch it?
Great game between the US and England
An hour and a half for a 0-0 game
I see why Soccer is so popular around the world
That’s an old one. Very lame.
Make it more like Hockey with full body checks and fist fighting.Because the players fall over and writhe in pain after any contact at all
Well, it's actually added to the end of the half as well; not the end of the game per say (BTW...its called a match--not a "game").The world LOVES this game?
1. First off, they don’t call it Soccer, they call it Football. An affront to the greatest game ever invented.
2. Then, they don’t play on a Soccer Field, they call it a Football Pitch. An affront to two great American sports.
3. When the score is 2-0, they don’t say Two to Zero or Two to Nothing, they say Two to Nil. Almost as bad as Tennis where they would call it 60 Love
4. They don’t know how to keep time. Every other sport runs the clock backwards so the fans and players know how much time is left. Soccer starts at 0 and runs to 45 minutes. When it reaches 45 min, is the game over? No, the refs keep a secret stoppage time and adds it to the end of the game.
The world LOVES this game?
1. First off, they don’t call it Soccer, they call it Football. An affront to the greatest game ever invented.
2. Then, they don’t play on a Soccer Field, they call it a Football Pitch. An affront to two great American sports.
3. When the score is 2-0, they don’t say Two to Zero or Two to Nothing, they say Two to Nil. Almost as bad as Tennis where they would call it 60 Love
4. They don’t know how to keep time. Every other sport runs the clock backwards so the fans and players know how much time is left. Soccer starts at 0 and runs to 45 minutes. When it reaches 45 min, is the game over? No, the refs keep a secret stoppage time and adds it to the end of the game.
How stupid is that?So, you have to be able to count up to 90 to be a "soccer" fan? So how much of the US population does this rule out then?
How stupid is that?
Who doesn’t realize you run the clock backwards so you know how much time is left? Doesn’t really matter because you are not going to score anyway
How stupid is it that you don’t stop the clock during breaks in action? No, you end the game and then add extra time on the clock
So it's stupid because it's not what you've grown up to know? How much time is left in football depends on what happened in the match. But kids manage to figure it out.
Then why doesn’t any other sport use soccers stupid clock system?
Stop the clock during game stoppages?
Inconceivable!