Nothing like feeling...

[Shattered]

....like you're being watched. I feel like...lunch.

 

[dmp]

I can see in the reflection of the cat's eyes that you took that pic while naked.

 

[Shattered]

I can see in the reflection of the cat's eyes that you took that pic while naked.

Damn. You caught me.

 

[dmp]

Damn. You caught me.

meow.

 

[Shattered]

meow.

But, that also proves that I have better than you do.

 

[dmp]

But, that also proves that I have better than you do.

Ha! Yeah, honestly? Without even talking SIZE, the bits of hair I have around mind would cause me to lose any boob-contest with you.

 

[misterblu]

....like you're being watched. I feel like...lunch.

I feel like having some lunch as well. Hmm. What's on the menu today?

Hmm. That sounds good.


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[Shattered]

LMAO!!!! That's mean. Her owner will be back tomorrow night, and he'll fix you.

 

[misterblu]

LMAO!!!! That's mean. Her owner will be back tomorrow night, and he'll fix you.

I'm sorry. Should I have posted that in the "What are you eating right now..." thread?

 

[Shattered]

I'm sorry. Should I have posted that in the "What are you eating right now..." thread?

:spank3:

 

[GotZoom]

I feel like having some lunch as well. Hmm. What's on the menu today?

Hmm. That sounds good.


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If you notice her paw in the pictures, she's trying to flip you off.

We're working on teaching her that.

 

[Joz]

I think she's real pretty. I'm surprised she sat there & let you take that picture.

Ever wonder what goes thru their kitty brain? I have one here that I bet all the grey (matter) is on the outside.

 

[Shattered]

I think she's real pretty. I'm surprised she sat there & let you take that picture.

Ever wonder what goes thru their kitty brain? I have one here that I bet all the grey (matter) is on the outside.

She's very good at sitting still for pics..(so long as the strap on the camera doesn't move - if it does, she's on it).

 

[Joz]

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

 

[Nienna]

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

Joz, that story just isn't realistic. I'm sorry, but a man would NEVER ask for directions! :tng:

 

[Abbey Normal]

Beautiful cat, and beautiful picture, Shattered.

 

[Said1]

I think she's real pretty. I'm surprised she sat there & let you take that picture.

Ever wonder what goes thru their kitty brain? I have one here that I bet all the grey (matter) is on the outside.

I'm pretty sure it was a dog, but did you see the the cartoon where they show the brain of a dog and it looked like a peanut?

 

[Joz]

Joz, that story just isn't realistic. I'm sorry, but a man would NEVER ask for directions! :tng:

So then, it really IS a joke!!!