My Cousin Ran A MAGAT Out Of A Cafe Without Even Trying

[MarcATL]

My cousin, let's call him "Mikey", was in a diner where you can make chit chat with anyone.

He asked a guy near his table who he was rooting for in the Super Bowl.

The guy, let's call him "Dave", said he didn't care, but he quickly changed the subject to politics and to how bad a shape the country was in.

Cousin Mikey asked in what way? Dave said because of all the migrants that were coming in, for one.

Mikey then asked him why the GOP won't vote for Biden's border bill. "Dave" said it was a bad bill.

Mikey: "What's bad about it?"

Dave: It was too costly.

Mikey: Then why doesn't the GOP come up with its own bill?

Dave: Because the Dems will not let them.

Mikey: Then why didn't the GOP create and pass their own bill when they had control of all 3 branches?

Dave: The GOP had never controlled all three branches.

Mikey: They had, during the first 2 years of Trump's term, 2016 - 2018. "Do you agree?"

Dave: Absolutely not.

Mikey: Give me a moment to look up the info on my cell.

Dave then get's up, seemingly to the bathroom, but he'd fled the premises!

Why, if he was so sure??

• Note: MAGAT stands for Make America Great Again Trumper

 

[Rambunctious]

Memo to dems... bad bills should never be voted in... this is the system... now the senate will have to draft a better bill...

 

[whitehall]

Scary left wing justification for racial and social hatred. What's the freaking point?

 

[Lastamender]

My cousin, let's call him "Mikey", was in a diner where you can make chit chat with anyone.

He asked a guy near his table who he was rooting for in the Super Bowl.

The guy, let's call him "Dave", said he didn't care, but he quickly changed the subject to politics and to how bad a shape the country was in.

Cousin Mikey asked in what way? Dave said because of all the migrants that were coming in, for one.

Mikey then asked him why the GOP won't vote for Biden's border bill. "Dave" said it was a bad bill.

Mikey: "What's bad about it?"

Dave: It was too costly.

Mikey: Then why doesn't the GOP come up with its own bill?

Dave: Because the Dems will not let them.

Mikey: Then why didn't the GOP create and pass their own bill when they had control of all 3 branches?

Dave: The GOP had never controlled all three branches.

Mikey: They had, during the first 2 years of Trump's term, 2016 - 2018. "Do you agree?"

Dave: Absolutely not.

Mikey: Give me a moment to look up the info on my cell.

Dave then get's up, seemingly to the bathroom, but he'd fled the premises!

Why, if he was so sure??

• Note: MAGAT stands for Make America Great Again Trumper

A family legacy!!!!

 

[jotathought]

My cousin, let's call him "Mikey", was in a diner where you can make chit chat with anyone.

He asked a guy near his table who he was rooting for in the Super Bowl.

The guy, let's call him "Dave", said he didn't care, but he quickly changed the subject to politics and to how bad a shape the country was in.

Cousin Mikey asked in what way? Dave said because of all the migrants that were coming in, for one.

Mikey then asked him why the GOP won't vote for Biden's border bill. "Dave" said it was a bad bill.

Mikey: "What's bad about it?"

Dave: It was too costly.

Mikey: Then why doesn't the GOP come up with its own bill?

Dave: Because the Dems will not let them.

Mikey: Then why didn't the GOP create and pass their own bill when they had control of all 3 branches?

Dave: The GOP had never controlled all three branches.

Mikey: They had, during the first 2 years of Trump's term, 2016 - 2018. "Do you agree?"

Dave: Absolutely not.

Mikey: Give me a moment to look up the info on my cell.

Dave then get's up, seemingly to the bathroom, but he'd fled the premises!

Why, if he was so sure??

• Note: MAGAT stands for Make America Great Again Trumper

The problem is .. the "Border Bill" isn't about securing the border .. it's more about opening the borders based on thresholds, pathway to citizenship for illegals, catch and release and provided aid to Gaza (which would most likely be taken by Hamas).

 

[Synthaholic]

Reminds me of this. Trumpers and Nazis: interchangeable.

 

[Synthaholic]

The problem is .. the "Border Bill" isn't about securing the border .. it's more about opening the borders based on thresholds, pathway to citizenship for illegals, catch and release and provided aid to Gaza (which would most likely be taken by Hamas).

The problem is...bigots and racists like you. Migrants add to America's wealth and security. It's estimated that by I think 2030 they will contribute an extra $1 TRILLION to the economy, through taxes and revenue growth. Plus, with our aging population we already are short on people to take care of our parents and grandparents, who are living longer.

 

[jotathought]

The problem is...bigots and racists like you. Migrants add to America's wealth and security. It's estimated that by I think 2030 they will contribute an extra $1 TRILLION to the economy, through taxes and revenue growth. Plus, with our aging population we already are short on people to take care of our parents and grandparents, who are living longer.

Being against illegal immigration has nothing to do with race. What a stupid assertion and there is no justification for illegal entry because it "helps the economy." When the United States doesn't have a border anymore, then we really aren't a country. Democrats only care about the border and illegals because they feel it will secure future, generation votes.

Sorry .. too many illegals pouring across the border, and it needs to be secured.

 

[Synthaholic]

Being against illegal immigration has nothing to do with race.

I'm talking about legal migrants, which Trumpers and wingnuts are also adamantly against, unless they are from White European nations, where Donald Trump gets his wives.

Hence my assertion that it's racism and bigotry.

 

[HeyNorm]

My cousin, let's call him "Mikey", was in a diner where you can make chit chat with anyone.

He asked a guy near his table who he was rooting for in the Super Bowl.

The guy, let's call him "Dave", said he didn't care, but he quickly changed the subject to politics and to how bad a shape the country was in.

Cousin Mikey asked in what way? Dave said because of all the migrants that were coming in, for one.

Mikey then asked him why the GOP won't vote for Biden's border bill. "Dave" said it was a bad bill.

Mikey: "What's bad about it?"

Dave: It was too costly.

Mikey: Then why doesn't the GOP come up with its own bill?

Dave: Because the Dems will not let them.

Mikey: Then why didn't the GOP create and pass their own bill when they had control of all 3 branches?

Dave: The GOP had never controlled all three branches.

Mikey: They had, during the first 2 years of Trump's term, 2016 - 2018. "Do you agree?"

Dave: Absolutely not.

Mikey: Give me a moment to look up the info on my cell.

Dave then get's up, seemingly to the bathroom, but he'd fled the premises!

Why, if he was so sure??

• Note: MAGAT stands for Make America Great Again Trumper

Mikey has quite the imagination.

 

[petro]

Cool story, bro.

 

[MarathonMike]

My cousin, let's call him "Mikey", was in a diner where you can make chit chat with anyone.

He asked a guy near his table who he was rooting for in the Super Bowl.

The guy, let's call him "Dave", said he didn't care, but he quickly changed the subject to politics and to how bad a shape the country was in.

Cousin Mikey asked in what way? Dave said because of all the migrants that were coming in, for one.

Mikey then asked him why the GOP won't vote for Biden's border bill. "Dave" said it was a bad bill.

Mikey: "What's bad about it?"

Dave: It was too costly.

Mikey: Then why doesn't the GOP come up with its own bill?

Dave: Because the Dems will not let them.

Mikey: Then why didn't the GOP create and pass their own bill when they had control of all 3 branches?

Dave: The GOP had never controlled all three branches.

Mikey: They had, during the first 2 years of Trump's term, 2016 - 2018. "Do you agree?"

Dave: Absolutely not.

Mikey: Give me a moment to look up the info on my cell.

Dave then get's up, seemingly to the bathroom, but he'd fled the premises!

Why, if he was so sure??

• Note: MAGAT stands for Make America Great Again Trumper

Lame story, and we all know why you and all the Trump haters use MAGAT. You love to equate Trump supporters with fly larvae. Dehumanization is very important to you folks.

 

[jotathought]

I'm talking about legal migrants, which Trumpers and wingnuts are also adamantly against, unless they are from White European nations, where Donald Trump gets his wives.

Hence my assertion that it's racism and bigotry.

There needs to be a balance with immigration .. across illegal and legal immigration. We've already had millions of illegals pour across the border during Joe Biden's tenure. Slowing down the immigration pipeline has nothing to do with racism or bigotry, even though that's the first direction lefties turn to .. Cheers!

 

[martybegan]

I'm talking about legal migrants, which Trumpers and wingnuts are also adamantly against, unless they are from White European nations, where Donald Trump gets his wives.

Hence my assertion that it's racism and bigotry.

Another assertion you pull out of your well used highway of an asshole.

 

[MarathonMike]

I'm talking about legal migrants, which Trumpers and wingnuts are also adamantly against,

That is an ABSOLUTE LIE. You should retract it.

 

[Lastamender]

The problem is...bigots and racists like you. Migrants add to America's wealth and security. It's estimated that by I think 2030 they will contribute an extra $1 TRILLION to the economy, through taxes and revenue growth. Plus, with our aging population we already are short on people to take care of our parents and grandparents, who are living longer.

How many migrants (illegals) have you taken in? You would be rich, right?

 

[Oldestyle]

My cousin, let's call him "Mikey", was in a diner where you can make chit chat with anyone.

He asked a guy near his table who he was rooting for in the Super Bowl.

The guy, let's call him "Dave", said he didn't care, but he quickly changed the subject to politics and to how bad a shape the country was in.

Cousin Mikey asked in what way? Dave said because of all the migrants that were coming in, for one.

Mikey then asked him why the GOP won't vote for Biden's border bill. "Dave" said it was a bad bill.

Mikey: "What's bad about it?"

Dave: It was too costly.

Mikey: Then why doesn't the GOP come up with its own bill?

Dave: Because the Dems will not let them.

Mikey: Then why didn't the GOP create and pass their own bill when they had control of all 3 branches?

Dave: The GOP had never controlled all three branches.

Mikey: They had, during the first 2 years of Trump's term, 2016 - 2018. "Do you agree?"

Dave: Absolutely not.

Mikey: Give me a moment to look up the info on my cell.

Dave then get's up, seemingly to the bathroom, but he'd fled the premises!

Why, if he was so sure??

• Note: MAGAT stands for Make America Great Again Trumper

So why didn't the Democrats fix immigration when they controlled the White House and both houses of Congress?

Why does Joe Biden even NEED the GOP to fix the border? He broke it by getting rid of Trump's Executive Orders! He could have reinstated those at any time. This talking point from the Biden White House that they need the GOP to fix the border is laughable. They didn't need them to break the border...why should they need them to fix it?

 

[MarcATL]

So why didn't the Democrats fix immigration when they controlled the White House and both houses of Congress?

Why does Joe Biden even NEED the GOP to fix the border? He broke it by getting rid of Trump's Executive Orders! He could have reinstated those at any time. This talking point from the Biden White House that they need the GOP to fix the border is laughable. They didn't need them to break the border...why should they need them to fix it?

This is a Republican issue, they're the ones who keep spouting about how immigration is a problem.

Why didn't they fix it?!?!?!

 

[Oldestyle]

The problem is...bigots and racists like you. Migrants add to America's wealth and security. It's estimated that by I think 2030 they will contribute an extra $1 TRILLION to the economy, through taxes and revenue growth. Plus, with our aging population we already are short on people to take care of our parents and grandparents, who are living longer.

You say that as Democratic Mayors and Governors around the US are crying out that the current illegal wave is going to bankrupt their cities and their States! So by 2030 it's going to be great? Who pays for it in the meantime? Duh?

 

[Oldestyle]

This is a Republican issue, they're the ones who keep spouting about how immigration is a problem.

Why didn't they fix it?!?!?!

So Mayor Adams is a Republican? The Mayor of Denver? The Mayor of Boston? You're not the brightest bulb on the tree, Marc...just saying!