Mike Johnson announces the entire GOP quits

[Votto]

After agreeing to pass another massive Chuck Schumer spending bill with massive pork going to exclusively democrat interests, the entire GOP decided to call it quits and all resign. "It's just no fun anymore," said Mike Johnson. "I mean, it's just no fun pretending to be an opposition party and capitulate every single time. It's almost as bad as watching Jimmy Kimmel reruns for an entire 4 years. Let's just declare the entire nation the state of California and call it a day."

"Was the whole bit about you and your son giving up porn a ruse as well?" asked a reporter. "No, no, that was legit. In fact, that is why I forbid my son from entering the Senate chambers with all the gay sex going on, especially at night, and then also try to convince him not to watch it on the internet because you know they film that stuff for everyone to see. Look at the bright side, no more elections!! That is a true democrat dream come true!!!"

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Smells like a Bee article. You not giving them their due?
Not cool.

 

[Smokin' OP]

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After agreeing to pass another massive Chuck Schumer spending bill with massive pork going to exclusively democrat interests, the entire GOP decided to call it quits and all resign. "It's just no fun anymore," said Mike Johnson. "I mean, it's just no fun pretending to be an opposition party and capitulate every single time. It's almost as bad as watching Jimmy Kimmel reruns for an entire 4 years. Let's just declare the entire nation the state of California and call it a day."

"Was the whole bit about you and your son giving up porn a ruse as well?" asked a reporter. "No, no, that was legit. In fact, that is why I forbid my son from entering the Senate chambers with all the gay sex going on, especially at night, and then also try to convince him not to watch it on the internet because you know they film that stuff for everyone to see. Look at the bright side, no more elections!! That is a true democrat dream come true!!!"

Teabaggers call everything in a democrat bill pork.


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[Votto]

Smells like a Bee article. You not giving them their due?
Not cool.

You can't tell if its me or the Bee.

 

[wamose]

Our representatives are getting their vig on all this government spending. That's why 90% of them are happy about this insane spending. It's also why so many of them absolutely hate Trump. MAGA