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Men Strike Back!

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Men strike back!

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A. When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?

A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q. Why do men fart more than women?

A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A. A woman who won't do what she's told
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Q. I married a Miss Right.

A. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Q. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

A. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Q. Why do men die before their wives?

A. They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Ok, Ok, I try to say at least one bad thing about every group at least once a
year. I really hate these jokes but here goes.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks???

Slap the bitch and tell her to get back to work.
 

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Why are there no famous female mountain climbers?
 

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The ClayTaurus said:
Why are there no famous female mountain climbers?

Okay why??:smoke:
 

The ClayTaurus

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Bonnie said:
Okay why??:smoke:
Because there's no mountains between the kitchen and the bedroom.


*ducks*
 

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The ClayTaurus said:
Because there's no mountains between the kitchen and the bedroom.


*ducks*
Reminds me of one my brother told me.
Shit I just broke my once a year rule, Sorry ladies.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who gives a shit, why the hell was she out of the kitchen?
 

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The ClayTaurus said:
Because there's no mountains between the kitchen and the bedroom.


*ducks*

Well I did ask :slap: anyway

Brave, Joker or just a gluton for punishment:huh: :D :thanks:
 

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Bonnie said:
Well I did ask :slap: anyway
I don't tell those sorta jokes much, but I will make an exception for a good one here and there.
 
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Best part is, it was my rich horse rancher girl friend, (wannabe), that sent that to me in an email... :shocked1:
 

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