Masks cause Maskne

Yuck!

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Yep, maskne is a thing, here are some tips on maskne:



You can eliminate a lot of that by removing the mask immediately after leaving Walmart or the liquor store. Knowing where you are going, and not doddling about in making your selection is key.
 
Maskne ain't nothing compared to mask mouth.

Because of restricted airflow, people wearing masks tend to open their mouth as they gasp for more oxygen. This dries out their mouth and can cause halitosis, tooth decay and even periodontal disease, which dramatically increases the risk of heart disease and stroke.

This doesn't affect Democrats because they tend to be mouth breathing idiots with bad breath even without the mask.

That's also why Democrats tend to be ugly. Because they are always breathing through their mouth, their tongue isn't in it's natural position supporting the upper palate. Over time, this lack of upper palate support caused by the unnatural placement of the tongue causes their face to deform.

You see, there is actual physiological science behind why Democrats tend to be so stinky and ugly.
 
Maskne ain't nothing compared to mask mouth.

Because of restricted airflow, people wearing masks tend to open their mouth as they gasp for more oxygen. This dries out their mouth and can cause halitosis, tooth decay and even periodontal disease, which dramatically increases the risk of heart disease and stroke.

This doesn't affect Democrats because they tend to be mouth breathing idiots with bad breath even without the mask.

That's also why Democrats tend to be ugly. Because they are always breathing through their mouth, their tongue isn't in it's natural position supporting the upper palate. Over time, this lack of upper palate support caused by the unnatural placement of the tongue causes their face to deform.

You see, there is actual physiological science behind why Democrats tend to be so stinky and ugly.
Lefties were ugly before mask culture.
 
Yep, maskne is a thing, here are some tips on maskne:

That is impossible! No bacteria can be generated by breathing out your own germs and capturing them on the inside of a mask! And then rebreathing that contaminated air is perfectly healthy.
 
You can eliminate a lot of that by removing the mask immediately after leaving Walmart or the liquor store. Knowing where you are going, and not doddling about in making your selection is key.
You can eliminate even more by not wearing the damn thing! I haven't worn one and people are always complementing me on how soft and luxurious my skin is.

 

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