Silhouette
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How to build the Keystone Pipeline piece by piece.
1. Start in the really red states, just start building the Pipeline there no matter what anyone says. The Governor, AG and Legislature will get your back.
2. Sue in the more stubborn purple and blue states for your civil right to do business by building the Pipeline sections there too. Upon any resistance, appeal to key conservative judges and circuit judges to temporarily begin building.
3. Have the US Supreme Court's conservative arm refuse any stays (without explanation) these stubborn states win so that construction can continue unfettered on those segments of the Pipeline.
4. Wait for the issue to make it to the US Supreme Court. Do some postponing tactics so the interim vague period allows you plenty of time to build those segments of Pipeline against the states' will that you're building in...with federal blessings/stay refusals.
5. Photo op Justice Scalia and Thomas with shovels breaking ground on pipeline work in the red states that agreed to legalize the Pipeline sections there as part of your PR campaign to show the public that the Pipeline is inevitable..so they should just stop being stubborn and get with the program. Their concerns are petty compared to the "great benefits the Pipeline will bring!".
6. Upon the final Hearing on the matter, nudge your conservative pals in SCOTUS to declare upon Finding that "there are so many segments of the Pipeline now complete or near completion that we have to force the states federally to accept the completion".
7. Join the segments together and voila! You have the Keystone Pipeline.
You're welcome. Though I must say the idea wasn't mine...
1. Start in the really red states, just start building the Pipeline there no matter what anyone says. The Governor, AG and Legislature will get your back.
2. Sue in the more stubborn purple and blue states for your civil right to do business by building the Pipeline sections there too. Upon any resistance, appeal to key conservative judges and circuit judges to temporarily begin building.
3. Have the US Supreme Court's conservative arm refuse any stays (without explanation) these stubborn states win so that construction can continue unfettered on those segments of the Pipeline.
4. Wait for the issue to make it to the US Supreme Court. Do some postponing tactics so the interim vague period allows you plenty of time to build those segments of Pipeline against the states' will that you're building in...with federal blessings/stay refusals.
5. Photo op Justice Scalia and Thomas with shovels breaking ground on pipeline work in the red states that agreed to legalize the Pipeline sections there as part of your PR campaign to show the public that the Pipeline is inevitable..so they should just stop being stubborn and get with the program. Their concerns are petty compared to the "great benefits the Pipeline will bring!".
6. Upon the final Hearing on the matter, nudge your conservative pals in SCOTUS to declare upon Finding that "there are so many segments of the Pipeline now complete or near completion that we have to force the states federally to accept the completion".
7. Join the segments together and voila! You have the Keystone Pipeline.
You're welcome. Though I must say the idea wasn't mine...