Is it necessary to legalize marriages with dogs?

I think this is a good idea, because sex between dogs and people happens more often than sex between same-sex people. If you are against the legalization of marriages with dogs, then argue this: how is marriage with a dog different from same-sex marriage.
If you support the legalization of dog marriages, do you consider it necessary to promote such marriages among schoolchildren?

You've come up with some off the wall shit before, my man. But this beats it all.

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If anyone is interested in sex with dogs let me introduce you to my 90 lb crazy white ***** pitbull. Waivers will be required. If you want, for a nominal fee, I'll film it for your family. Well, I'll film it anyway, but the fee assures your family will find peace in knowing what happened to you.
Anyone should be interested in having sex with dogs, because dogs rape children and sleeping men
 
You've come up with some off the wall shit before, my man. But this beats it all.

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I used to think about legalizing same-sex marriage between men and tomatoes, but now I have taken a more conservative position. After all, the dog has a dick, it looks more like a ****** than a tomato. But a cucumber can compete with a dog.
 
Dude. Whatever you're smoking, I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Wait, nevermind. I don't think I want any of whatever that shit is.
It is strange that those who allow such formulations as "same-sex marriage" are not suspected of using hallucinogens. What's that supposed to mean? What is "marriage" in this context?
 
Can you point out on the doll where the bad dog touched you?
I've read about such cases on the Internet. The only thing that happened to me was that dog was sniffing my balls. But they are constantly ******* someone's legs, I see this all the time. Do you think they **** legs because they can't get to the ass, or do they prefer sex with legs? You wouldn't consider yourself raped if an aggressive ****** fucked your leg instead of your ass, is there a difference?
 
I've read about such cases on the Internet. The only thing that happened to me was that dog was sniffing my balls. But they are constantly ******* someone's legs, I see this all the time. Do you think they **** legs because they can't get to the ass, or do they prefer sex with legs? You wouldn't consider yourself raped if an aggressive ****** fucked your leg instead of your ass, is there a difference?
Why don't you ask a fire hydrant?
 
Can you point out on the doll where the bad dog touched you?
There are a lot of media materials about rapes of drunk people. I think you can find these materials if you know how to use the search.
Here is an article in Russian about the attempted rape of a child in Bashkiria.
 
I think this is a good idea, because sex between dogs and people happens more often than sex between same-sex people. If you are against the legalization of marriages with dogs, then argue this: how is marriage with a dog different from same-sex marriage.
If you support the legalization of dog marriages, do you consider it necessary to promote such marriages among schoolchildren?

First, I'd like to ask what kind of circles you hang out in, because you seem to think that sex with dogs is more prevalent than 2 humans of the same gender having sex. You must hang out in some pretty strange places dude. As far as being for or against legalization of marriages with dogs? Nope. Probably for the same reason I'm against people having sex with them. Bestiality is illegal. And, while 2 members of the same species (regardless of gender) having sex is okay with me (not only do humans do it, but there are many animal species that have gay sex), 2 members of different species having sex isn't okay. I have yet to hear any interspecies sexual encounters in the natural world, as the only species that engages in that kind of deviant behavior is humans, and God only knows why they do that. I don't think the animal having sex with the human really wants to, nor is there a biological imperative for them to do so. And no, I don't think that it would be necessary to promote such a marriage to school children, as I have already said, bestiality is illegal. You've got some weird trolling thoughts dude.

There is no such phobia, it was invented by feminists and latent queers like you. If there was such a "phobia", then we would have to admit that cowboys and aristocratic warriors were afraid of faggots. But this is unlikely, because they did not run away from them, and did not hide in the bushes, but simply killed them like lousy dogs.

You stated that aristocratic warriors were afraid of "faggots", but then said it was unlikely because they simply killed them. Just out of curiosity, did you know that Baron Von Steuben, a Prussian military man hired by George Washington (legendary father of the USA and aristocratic warrior), was hired to whip the Continental Army (the one that won America the Revolution) into shape, was openly gay?


Baron Friedrich von Steuben, a Prussian military man hired by George Washington to whip the Continental Army into shape during the darkest days of the Revolutionary War, is known for his bravery and the discipline and grit he brought to the American troops. Historians also think he was homosexual—and served as an openly gay man in the military at a time when sex between men was punished as a crime.
“Though his name is little known among Americans today,” writes Erick Trickey for Smithsonian, “every U.S. soldier is indebted to von Steuben—he created America’s professional army.”
It wasn’t easy: Three years into the Revolutionary War, the army was low on discipline, morale and even food. With his strict drills, showy presence and shrewd eye for military strategy, he helped turn them into a military powerhouse.


He created what became one of the most powerful and feared military forces on the planet.
 
It is strange that those who allow such formulations as "same-sex marriage" are not suspected of using hallucinogens. What's that supposed to mean? What is "marriage" in this context?

I don't condone same-sex shenanigans, but they do at least stay within their own species.
 
Why don't you ask the fire hydrant?
I am not even sure where the nearest fire hydrant is, at least 115 miles. You are closer, you do it.
What the **** is it in eastern Europe? What kind of cologne are you folks using? What is it you are eating? ****, maybe it's something in your soap attracting these horny dogs.....
 
Why don't you ask a fire hydrant?
You still haven't answered the question. If a ****** rapes your leg, don't you consider it sex? Do you consider sex only penetration into the vagina? Then what kind of sex can faggots have?
 
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Maybe sex by dead faggots is the golden mean? A dead ****** is no longer quite a ******, and we can assume that this is closer to heterosexuality

Now you're talking about necrophilia, which like bestiality, is also illegal. How much time do you devote out of each day thinking about deviant illegal sex? Is that because you're an incel and can't get laid on your own?
 
I don't condone same-sex shenanigans, but they do at least stay within their own species.
It's still a big question whether people belong to the same species. The biological definition of a species is when a couple can have offspring that can also have offspring. This does not apply to people, in many cases it is impossible or possible only with the help of immunosuppressants. On the other hand, dog and fox sex is within the species
 
There are a lot of media materials about rapes of drunk people. I think you can find these materials if you know how to use the search.
Here is an article in Russian about the attempted rape of a child in Bashkiria.

Just out of curiosity, why would you use link written in Russian on a site called USMessageboard? Most on here only read English. Maybe you did it because you think people will take you at your word because they can't read Russian? Sorry dude, but your Troll Fu needs some work. And no, with thoughts as bat shit crazy as I've seen you post on here, I don't think anyone is crazy/stupid/weird enough to take you at your word.
 
Now you're talking about necrophilia, which like bestiality, is also illegal. How much time do you devote out of each day thinking about deviant illegal sex? Is that because you're an incel and can't get laid on your own?
Here we are not talking about what is legal, but about what can be legalized. Faggotism is also not legal everywhere, and in the USA it has not always been legal
 
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