I’m so old that

[BackAgain]

Example:

I’m so old, I remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

Ok. That’s the template. I’ll go first, unless this thread is stillborn, in which case I’ll also go last;

I’m so old, I remember when science was premised on facts!

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

I’m so old, I saw Animal House in the theater.

 

[Alan Stallion]

I'm so old, I remember when global cooling and the new ice age was reportedly going to destroy us.

 

[daveman]

I'm so old, I remember when MTV played music videos.

 

[meaner gene]

I'm so old, I remember when republicans opposed Vladimir Putin.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

When I was your age, exaggerated claims about stuff that hadn't been invented when I was your age, hadn't been invented yet.

 

[BackAgain]

When I was your age, exaggerated claims about stuff that hadn't been invented when I was your age, hadn't been invented yet.

That’s like metaphysically old.

 

[AZrailwhale]

I'm so old that I remember when the people running the government now were demonstrating and rioting against it.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I’m so old, I remember when

Clem Kadiddlehopper was one of the funniest characters on television...

 

[Alan Stallion]

I'm so old, I remember card catalogs in libraries.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I am so old we used punch cards for computer programs!

 

[AZrailwhale]

I'm so old I can remember pay phones

 

[BackAgain]

I’m so old, I remember typing on a machine that didn’t require you to hit “print!”

 

[westwall]

I am so old I can remember when houses didn't have TV's!

 

[meaner gene]

I'm so old, I remember doctors doing cigarette commercials

 

[Winco]

I’m so old, I saw Animal House in the theater.

But my future wife and I were only 16, (yes I married her, dating since 1977)
And we had to have an adult buy us the tickets.

We got in, LOVE this movie. Animal House.

 

[Winco]

I remember ....... phone lines that were "party lines"

 

[Alan Stallion]

I'm so old, I've consumed Pop Rocks.

 

[BackAgain]

I'm so old, I remember doctors doing cigarette commercials

Meaner! That’s both funny and true. Wow.

 

[Winco]

When I was your age, exaggerated claims about stuff that hadn't been invented when I was your age, hadn't been invented yet.

Hoping to see the person on the phone was actually visual.
Thank you tech.