I’m so old that

I'm so old I remember my teacher crying when Bobby K was murdered.

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I’m so old, I remember...

Raslin' was on Friday night, and Roller Derby was on Saturday night...
I’m so old, I remember hearing Jim Croce’s “Roller Derby Queen” before he got killed.
 
I'm so old that I remember E Tickets at Disneyland
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I’m so old, I remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

Ok. That’s the template. I’ll go first, unless this thread is stillborn, in which case I’ll also go last;

I’m so old, I remember when science was premised on facts!
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I'm so old I remember when pudding cups came in tin cans!
 
I'm so old I have played 8 track tapes, records and 45s, cassette tapes, and CDs in my lifetime!

I'm also so old that if you told me I could stand in my classroom before my career was over, think of a song to play, type it into a handheld electronic device and instantly play it wirelessly over the speakers in my classroom via some magic called "bluetooth"....I would have thought you were citing an episode of "The Jetsons"!
 

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