One of you SOB's have to be going to hell !
How much will you pay me if I go to hell for you?
This would only be a rental agreement....
I'll give you everthing in my wallet and buy you one of those battery fans.
Yanno.........there is a book (recently discovered) called the Lost Gospel of Thomas.
In that book, it states that an angel brought Thomas into Hell. He then asked if they stayed, or if they could get out eventually.
The angel told him that eventually, everyone gets out of Hell, but it's a secret.
Judaic theology teaches us that we are all a small piece of God (that's why we were given stewardship over the Earth, we're supposed to be His hands and feet), as well as the teachings of the Talmud that states at the 40 day point, God takes a small piece of Himself, and inserts it into the embryo created by your parents, which becomes your soul.
The only person that can put you in hell is yourself, by believing the self doubt, as well as believing all the bullshit that others talk about you.
God is practical, frugal, and efficient. Do you really think He's gonna throw away a piece of Himself? It makes about as much sense as you cutting off your own big toe or thumbs.
Me? I prefer to be a Hell Jumper. I look for where others are putting themselves in a hell of their own creation. I show them where the lies are, and I guide them back on the path towards whatever THEY believe is a pathway to God.
I was a drug and alcohol counselor for 8 years. Trust me.........I know how to do this.
And........fwiw........I won't take your place in hell......I'll pull you out.