Votto
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1. Iran and the US will continue to be free to randomly attack each other like they have since the Iranian Revolution, either through proxies or directly like they have always done. They two countries are simply too nostalgic to do otherwise.
2. Iran will send its enriched uranium to Israel via an ICBM. See, no more uranium! Yay! Won't Trump be pleased?
3. Iran must take Tucker Carleson and make him a permanent Iranian citizen. After all, Tucker likes it there more than the evil US after all. Now Tucker is with the good guys like he has always wanted!
4. Iran will no longer be able to chant and yell "Death to the US and Israel!" every day of the year like they have always done, and sometimes twice a day. Just kidding, of course they will silly.
5. The Straits of Hormuz will be renamed the "Worldwide Straits of Mass Inflation" as Iran will continue to be allowed by the international community to pirate the region via wielding massive fines on 1/5 of the world's oil supply. However, Trump is negotiating that the island of Kharg Island after himself which would be a real win/win.
6. The Apocalypse will be postponed, at least long enough for Iran to build back all its missile infrastructure and navy. It would be a rather lame apocalypse without it.
7 The US will send back the original Iranian hostages taken hostage at the US embassy in Iran in 1979. They never said they could leave in the first place.
No word yet on whether Trump will write another book entitled, "Art of the Cluster Deal" after the new Iran/US peace pinky deal is signed. All that is known is that you should probably give up thinking that you can ever afford to drive a car again in your life, but I think that is only common sense.
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