I want to open a white people's restaurant

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I'm thinking of investing a lot of money into buying a building and developing a concept so white people can have somewhere nice to go to, ok? Somewhere where we can feel good about ourselves, somewhere where our people can feel good about ourselves as a culture, ok?

Some place where If I don't like the way you're acting, I can say "Get the fuck out of my restaurant." I'd do that for our people and I'd do that for our culture. Because if I didn't like the way someone was acting in my restaurant, I'd like to tell them to get out, because I don't need their money.

I probably need to put together a menu for the restaurant. Any ideas what I could serve there? I really need to provide something for my people.
 
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And your "white restaurant" will serve everyone? Or just white people?
 

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...no problem with that......blacks do it....they have black colleges, etc.......and they fire whites for being ------------------white!!!!!
 

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I converted my best friend's boyfriend into the way of the honky with my green bean casserole a couple weeks ago.
 
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And your "white restaurant" will serve everyone? Or just white people?
Well even though the restaurant will be white-themed and will serve white food, anyone is welcome. As long as they behave like white people, but not go the extremes, of course.
 

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And your "white restaurant" will serve everyone? Or just white people?
Well even though the restaurant will be white-themed and will serve white food, anyone is welcome. As long as they behave.
Cool. Gimme some cheese grits, collards with a smoked jowl, corn bread,and 1/2 a rack of ribz.
I'll have a chocolate and a Schlitz 40 in a bag toooo !
 

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I'm thinking of investing a lot of money into buying a building and developing a concept so white people can have somewhere nice to go to, ok? Somewhere where we can feel good about ourselves, somewhere where our people can feel good about ourselves as a culture, ok?

Some place where If I don't like the way you're acting, I can say "Get the fuck out of my restaurant." I'd do that for our people and I'd do that for our culture. Because if I didn't like the way someone was acting in my restaurant, I'd like to tell them to get out, because I don't need their money.

I probably need to put together a menu for the restaurant. Any ideas what I could serve there?
We already have white people restaurants. They're called truck stops.
 
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So anyway, it was a joke. Here's the punchline...

 

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I'm thinking of investing a lot of money into buying a building and developing a concept so white people can have somewhere nice to go to, ok? Somewhere where we can feel good about ourselves, somewhere where our people can feel good about ourselves as a culture, ok?

Some place where If I don't like the way you're acting, I can say "Get the fuck out of my restaurant." I'd do that for our people and I'd do that for our culture. Because if I didn't like the way someone was acting in my restaurant, I'd like to tell them to get out, because I don't need their money.

I probably need to put together a menu for the restaurant. Any ideas what I could serve there?
We already have white people restaurants. They're called truck stops.
Thank you!
 
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Sure is quiet in this thread, all of a sudden. Where did everybody go?
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Might I suggest a coat check? That is rather white, but I wonder if it might be problematic keeping that many Northface jackets separate.
 

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