I want to open a white people's restaurant

[JGalt]

I'm thinking of investing a lot of money into buying a building and developing a concept so white people can have somewhere nice to go to, ok? Somewhere where we can feel good about ourselves, somewhere where our people can feel good about ourselves as a culture, ok?

Some place where If I don't like the way you're acting, I can say "Get the fuck out of my restaurant." I'd do that for our people and I'd do that for our culture. Because if I didn't like the way someone was acting in my restaurant, I'd like to tell them to get out, because I don't need their money.

I probably need to put together a menu for the restaurant. Any ideas what I could serve there? I really need to provide something for my people.

 

[Hellbilly]

Any ideas what I could serve there?

 

[JGalt]

Any ideas what I could serve there?

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Those look yummy. They would make a nice dessert with ice cream. Thanks.

 

[mdk]

Mayo on white.

 

[WinterBorn]

And your "white restaurant" will serve everyone? Or just white people?

 

[JGalt]

Mayo on white.

With thinly-slice white turkey meat? Sounds good! Keep 'em coming.

 

[harmonica]

...no problem with that......blacks do it....they have black colleges, etc.......and they fire whites for being ------------------white!!!!!

Court Sides With Former Harris-Stowe Professor Who Says She Was Fired for Being White

A three-judge panel of the Missouri Court of Appeals this week affirmed a 2015 jury verdict that awarded $4.85 million to Beverly Wilkins, a former instructor of education at historically black Harris-Stowe State University who claimed she was fired because she is white, the St.

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[Hellbilly]

 

[mdk]

I converted my best friend's boyfriend into the way of the honky with my green bean casserole a couple weeks ago.

 

[JGalt]

And your "white restaurant" will serve everyone? Or just white people?

Well even though the restaurant will be white-themed and will serve white food, anyone is welcome. As long as they behave like white people, but not go the extremes, of course.

 

[JGalt]

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Crackers are a must with a salad. Thank you.

 

[Likkmee]

And your "white restaurant" will serve everyone? Or just white people?

Well even though the restaurant will be white-themed and will serve white food, anyone is welcome. As long as they behave.

Cool. Gimme some cheese grits, collards with a smoked jowl, corn bread,and 1/2 a rack of ribz.
I'll have a chocolate and a Schlitz 40 in a bag toooo !

 

[TNHarley]

You will need an iced coffee machine and a barista that looks like a guy.

 

[Camp]

I'm thinking of investing a lot of money into buying a building and developing a concept so white people can have somewhere nice to go to, ok? Somewhere where we can feel good about ourselves, somewhere where our people can feel good about ourselves as a culture, ok?

Some place where If I don't like the way you're acting, I can say "Get the fuck out of my restaurant." I'd do that for our people and I'd do that for our culture. Because if I didn't like the way someone was acting in my restaurant, I'd like to tell them to get out, because I don't need their money.

I probably need to put together a menu for the restaurant. Any ideas what I could serve there?

We already have white people restaurants. They're called truck stops.

 

[JGalt]

So anyway, it was a joke. Here's the punchline...

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

And your "white restaurant" will serve everyone? Or just white people?

Well even though the restaurant will be white-themed and will serve white food, anyone is welcome. As long as they behave like white people, but not go the extremes, of course.

Better have a sign then, that reads this...

 

[WinterBorn]

I'm thinking of investing a lot of money into buying a building and developing a concept so white people can have somewhere nice to go to, ok? Somewhere where we can feel good about ourselves, somewhere where our people can feel good about ourselves as a culture, ok?

Some place where If I don't like the way you're acting, I can say "Get the fuck out of my restaurant." I'd do that for our people and I'd do that for our culture. Because if I didn't like the way someone was acting in my restaurant, I'd like to tell them to get out, because I don't need their money.

I probably need to put together a menu for the restaurant. Any ideas what I could serve there?

We already have white people restaurants. They're called truck stops.

Thank you!

 

[Likkmee]

He gotta eats too !

 

[JGalt]

Sure is quiet in this thread, all of a sudden. Where did everybody go?

 

[mdk]

Might I suggest a coat check? That is rather white, but I wonder if it might be problematic keeping that many Northface jackets separate.