I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

[BULLDOG]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

I have to laugh. If the Democrats ever make it onto the stage next to Trump, they are only going to look like the Peanuts characters next to him.

View attachment 260049

With the one exception that Trump is like Lucy and the Dems are Charlie Brown trying to always kick the football and landing on their asses. Trump is going to be merciless to you idiots!

Lucy is a hateful asshole, isn't she?

 

[night_son]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

Pocahauntus: "Ha, ha, Donald you couldn't steer a casino if it was a semi-truck drifting down a mountain road in neutral.

POTUS: "So I watched Gary Cooper the other night. A movie called Distant Drums. I thought to myself, Elizabeth Warren? Could she have played one of the Seminole Tribe extras in that film? A very good film, by the way. Now, seeing her under the lights up here on stage, I gotta say, she's a little too pale for that. Too pale. We'll start calling her Pale Horse Elizabeth! <crowd goes wild with cheers>

Joe Biden: "How dare you, Donald, insinuate that some nations are shitholes. That people who want to come here from them are subhuman."

POTUS: "A round of applause please for old tired Joe, ladies and gentlemen. Good old tired Joe, he's a man who believes in a hands on approach. The younger, the better!"

Cory Booker: "I shed tears, real tears ladies and gentlemen, for all those poor inner city kids who suffer every night to white privilege."

POTUS: "You do know that Spartacus was eventually defeated, right, sonny? So how's that Rhodes Scholarship working out for your bottom line, Spartacus? Crocodiles and tears, my fellow Americans. Spartacus is about as oppressed and suffering as King Midas.

Pete Buttigieg: "This orange man hates us, America, for our immutable characteristics, our race, our class . . . "

POTUS: "Don't mind old Mayor Pete "the Packer", folks. He wants you all to be victims, feel sorry for yourselves, ask Uncle Sam to take care of you and make it so no one can ever hurt your feelings again. Well, I'm sorry, Mayor Pete . . . but you suck. How's that working out for you, a professional career as damaged goods? Old Mayor Pete, he'll take your candy and promise to get it back from the guy who stole it! Meet Sticky Fingers Pete ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause."

 

[deanrd]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

I have to laugh. If the Democrats ever make it onto the stage next to Trump, they are only going to look like the Peanuts characters next to him.

View attachment 260049

With the one exception that Trump is like Lucy and the Dems are Charlie Brown trying to always kick the football and landing on their asses. Trump is going to be merciless to you idiots!

Lucy is a hateful asshole, isn't she?

Yeah except Lucy would be a little Kim and Charlie Brown would be Donald Trump.

North Korea fires short-range missiles for 2nd time in 5 days

Only if you belong to a cult can you constantly lie to your base and they still follow you.

 

[toobfreak]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

I have to laugh. If the Democrats ever make it onto the stage next to Trump, they are only going to look like the Peanuts characters next to him.

View attachment 260049

With the one exception that Trump is like Lucy and the Dems are Charlie Brown trying to always kick the football and landing on their asses. Trump is going to be merciless to you idiots!

Lucy is a hateful asshole, isn't she?

You should know.

 

[deanrd]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

Pocahauntus: "Ha, ha, Donald you couldn't steer a casino if it was a semi-truck drifting down a mountain road in neutral.

POTUS: "So I watched Gary Cooper the other night. A movie called Distant Drums. I thought to myself, Elizabeth Warren? Could she have played one of the Seminole Tribe extras in that film? A very good film, by the way. Now, seeing her under the lights up here on stage, I gotta say, she's a little too pale for that. Too pale. We'll start calling her Pale Horse Elizabeth! <crowd goes wild with cheers>

Joe Biden: "How dare you, Donald, insinuate that some nations are shitholes. That people who want to come here from them are subhuman."

POTUS: "A round of applause please for old tired Joe, ladies and gentlemen. Good old tired Joe, he's a man who believes in a hands on approach. The younger, the better!"

Cory Booker: "I shed tears, real tears ladies and gentlemen, for all those poor inner city kids who suffer every night to white privilege."

POTUS: "You do know that Spartacus was eventually defeated, right, sonny? So how's that Rhodes Scholarship working out for your bottom line, Spartacus? Crocodiles and tears, my fellow Americans. Spartacus is about as oppressed and suffering as King Midas.

Pete Buttigieg: "This orange man hates us, America, for our immutable characteristics, our race, our class . . . "

POTUS: "Don't mind old Mayor Pete "the Packer", folks. He wants you all to be victims, feel sorry for yourselves, ask Uncle Sam to take care of you and make it so no one can ever hurt your feelings again. Well, I'm sorry, Mayor Pete . . . but you suck. How's that working out for you, a professional career as damaged goods? Old Mayor Pete, he'll take your candy and promise to get it back from the guy who stole it! Meet Sticky Fingers Pete ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause."

Pete: I think if I had had bone spurs I would’ve hid that fact and gone to Afghanistan anyway.
Thank God like Donald Trump, I never had bone spurs

 

[toobfreak]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

I have to laugh. If the Democrats ever make it onto the stage next to Trump, they are only going to look like the Peanuts characters next to him.

View attachment 260049

With the one exception that Trump is like Lucy and the Dems are Charlie Brown trying to always kick the football and landing on their asses. Trump is going to be merciless to you idiots!

Lucy is a hateful asshole, isn't she?

Yeah except Lucy would be a little Kim and Charlie Brown would be Donald Trump.

North Korea fires short-range missiles for 2nd time in 5 days

Only if you belong to a cult can you constantly lie to your base and they still follow you.

That's OK. One of you Libs just claimed that Kim is no threat to us at all. I maintain he's only a threat to the extreme west coast where half the Leftards in the country live. Either way I'm OK with it.

 

[Jitss617]

Who doesn’t have access to healthcare?? What?? What wage gap!? Where???? What business doesn’t hire the Irish for the summer?

Going to the emergency room is not access to healthcare. Especially when republican policies have closed hospitals all over the Appalachian area.

Give me a name who doesn’t have access to healthcare?? Just one name

I try talking to you but you’re just so dumb that makes it very difficult.

When Hospitals Close in Appalachia, the Costs Are Far-reaching

When you live in a rural red state area and there are no hospitals or doctors around then you don’t have access to healthcare.

It’s seem so easy to comprehend. I can’t explain something to you if you’re not bright enough to understand it. And I don’t want to overload your brain with facts because it might explode.

Ahhhh more bull shit no actual evidence of someone who can’t get access.. you turd lol

104 Rural Hospital Closures: January 2010 - Present - Sheps Center

Cut Medicare and Medicaid and you’ll have a lot more closures.

This is why Republicans are so dangerous. Tell them that without hospitals or doctors that people won’t be able to get healthcare. And they don’t believe it.

Give me a name of a person.. you keep posting that people have no access.. WHO?? Name please

 

[toobfreak]

Going to the emergency room is not access to healthcare. Especially when republican policies have closed hospitals all over the Appalachian area.

Give me a name who doesn’t have access to healthcare?? Just one name

I try talking to you but you’re just so dumb that makes it very difficult.

When Hospitals Close in Appalachia, the Costs Are Far-reaching

When you live in a rural red state area and there are no hospitals or doctors around then you don’t have access to healthcare.

It’s seem so easy to comprehend. I can’t explain something to you if you’re not bright enough to understand it. And I don’t want to overload your brain with facts because it might explode.

Ahhhh more bull shit no actual evidence of someone who can’t get access.. you turd lol

104 Rural Hospital Closures: January 2010 - Present - Sheps Center

Cut Medicare and Medicaid and you’ll have a lot more closures.

This is why Republicans are so dangerous. Tell them that without hospitals or doctors that people won’t be able to get healthcare. And they don’t believe it.

Give me a name of a person.. you keep posting that people have no access.. WHO?? Name please

Trying to pin Deantard down to a verifiable fact? Careful, that could be dangerous. You're trying to make the guy think again! That makes about as much sense as running a wooden roller coaster without any nuts on all the bolts!

 

[Jitss617]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

Pocahauntus: "Ha, ha, Donald you couldn't steer a casino if it was a semi-truck drifting down a mountain road in neutral.

POTUS: "So I watched Gary Cooper the other night. A movie called Distant Drums. I thought to myself, Elizabeth Warren? Could she have played one of the Seminole Tribe extras in that film? A very good film, by the way. Now, seeing her under the lights up here on stage, I gotta say, she's a little too pale for that. Too pale. We'll start calling her Pale Horse Elizabeth! <crowd goes wild with cheers>

Joe Biden: "How dare you, Donald, insinuate that some nations are shitholes. That people who want to come here from them are subhuman."

POTUS: "A round of applause please for old tired Joe, ladies and gentlemen. Good old tired Joe, he's a man who believes in a hands on approach. The younger, the better!"

Cory Booker: "I shed tears, real tears ladies and gentlemen, for all those poor inner city kids who suffer every night to white privilege."

POTUS: "You do know that Spartacus was eventually defeated, right, sonny? So how's that Rhodes Scholarship working out for your bottom line, Spartacus? Crocodiles and tears, my fellow Americans. Spartacus is about as oppressed and suffering as King Midas.

Pete Buttigieg: "This orange man hates us, America, for our immutable characteristics, our race, our class . . . "

POTUS: "Don't mind old Mayor Pete "the Packer", folks. He wants you all to be victims, feel sorry for yourselves, ask Uncle Sam to take care of you and make it so no one can ever hurt your feelings again. Well, I'm sorry, Mayor Pete . . . but you suck. How's that working out for you, a professional career as damaged goods? Old Mayor Pete, he'll take your candy and promise to get it back from the guy who stole it! Meet Sticky Fingers Pete ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause."

Hahah hilarious

 

[Jitss617]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

Pocahauntus: "Ha, ha, Donald you couldn't steer a casino if it was a semi-truck drifting down a mountain road in neutral.

POTUS: "So I watched Gary Cooper the other night. A movie called Distant Drums. I thought to myself, Elizabeth Warren? Could she have played one of the Seminole Tribe extras in that film? A very good film, by the way. Now, seeing her under the lights up here on stage, I gotta say, she's a little too pale for that. Too pale. We'll start calling her Pale Horse Elizabeth! <crowd goes wild with cheers>

Joe Biden: "How dare you, Donald, insinuate that some nations are shitholes. That people who want to come here from them are subhuman."

POTUS: "A round of applause please for old tired Joe, ladies and gentlemen. Good old tired Joe, he's a man who believes in a hands on approach. The younger, the better!"

Cory Booker: "I shed tears, real tears ladies and gentlemen, for all those poor inner city kids who suffer every night to white privilege."

POTUS: "You do know that Spartacus was eventually defeated, right, sonny? So how's that Rhodes Scholarship working out for your bottom line, Spartacus? Crocodiles and tears, my fellow Americans. Spartacus is about as oppressed and suffering as King Midas.

Pete Buttigieg: "This orange man hates us, America, for our immutable characteristics, our race, our class . . . "

POTUS: "Don't mind old Mayor Pete "the Packer", folks. He wants you all to be victims, feel sorry for yourselves, ask Uncle Sam to take care of you and make it so no one can ever hurt your feelings again. Well, I'm sorry, Mayor Pete . . . but you suck. How's that working out for you, a professional career as damaged goods? Old Mayor Pete, he'll take your candy and promise to get it back from the guy who stole it! Meet Sticky Fingers Pete ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause."

Pete: I think if I had had bone spurs I would’ve hid that fact and gone to Afghanistan anyway.
Thank God like Donald Trump, I never had bone spurs

But trump is actually doing something for America unlike like pickle smoocher Pete butplug haha

 

[justoffal]

LOL...

I laughed as soon as I saw Deanturd imply he was "thinking" in the title of the OP.

I suppose there is a first time for everything, but when someone demonstrates on a daily basis they have no capacity to do so because they lack a frontal cortex... yeah I had to laugh at that.

I doubt I'll watch any of the political shit show this year. All the democrooks are going to try and out moonbat each other, Bernie will get fucked by the DNC again, Biden will "win" the nomination and make a complete fool of himself talking about something stupid like FDR on TV years before he was president or TV being available to the public, calming the country over the Market crash of 1929.

Or something along those lines.

Then we will have another freak show of tantrums and riots when leftist pieces of shit watch Trump win again.

Deanturd and pals will be here taking turns posting redundant agitprop on a rotational basis.


.

Funny will be fifty podiums on stage with one minute s piece for the debaters.

 

[Jitss617]

How can democrats stand on a stage with a man that governs? Crime has gone up under all these democrats. They are failures

 

[Mortis]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

Screw the rest of the Democrat candidates. I will love watching the Trump-Biden Debates. It will be the most anticipated fight since Floyd Mayweather took on Conor McGregor in the ring.

 

[Dick Foster]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

lol trump is going to destroy democrats.. he will embarrass all of them

Trump has already embarrassed the Democrats. In fact, he’s embarrassed the entire country. That’s what happens when you are Putin’s bitch. Oh that could be a new nickname for Trump. Putin‘s bitch. That would be hilarious.
I could see Joe Biden saying that. Putin‘s bitch.

Yeah we can all see Biden saying something stupid like that because every time he opens his mouth he says something stupid.

 

[deanrd]

More than anything Donald Trump hates to be laughed at.

And there is a rich amount of material Donald Trump has provided to make jokes about him that could have people laughing so hard during the debate they would applaud the jokes made against him.
Here are a few of the subjects that would be fraught with humor:

Trump being rich.
Putin’s support for Trump.
Trump working for Russia.
Trumps tiny hands.
Trump being spanked.
Trumps porn star.
Trump accusing anyone else of being a criminal.
Trump saying he’s a vibrant young man.
Trump being in such incredible good shape.
Trumps comb over.

The list is endless.

 

[deanrd]

Facts......Trumps allergy.
The law.......Something that doesn’t apply to Trump.
Patriotism...... bone spurs.
The military.....Something Trump saw to be avoided.

Can you work for Russia and be a patriot?

All of these could be applause lines.

 

[Jitss617]

More than anything Donald Trump hates to be laughed at.

And there is a rich amount of material Donald Trump has provided to make jokes about him that could have people laughing so hard during the debate they would applaud the jokes made against him.
Here are a few of the subjects that would be fraught with humor:

Trump being rich.
Putin’s support for Trump.
Trump working for Russia.
Trumps tiny hands.
Trump being spanked.
Trumps porn star.
Trump accusing anyone else of being a criminal.
Trump saying he’s a vibrant young man.
Trump being in such incredible good shape.
Trumps comb over.

The list is endless.

You sound like a bully.. why?

 

[deanrd]

I think I read that in 93, 94 and 95 Trump lost more money than any other American.
Could you imagine?

 

[deanrd]

More than anything Donald Trump hates to be laughed at.

And there is a rich amount of material Donald Trump has provided to make jokes about him that could have people laughing so hard during the debate they would applaud the jokes made against him.
Here are a few of the subjects that would be fraught with humor:

Trump being rich.
Putin’s support for Trump.
Trump working for Russia.
Trumps tiny hands.
Trump being spanked.
Trumps porn star.
Trump accusing anyone else of being a criminal.
Trump saying he’s a vibrant young man.
Trump being in such incredible good shape.
Trumps comb over.

The list is endless.

You sound like a bully.. why?

Little Marco
Pocahontas
sleepy Joe
crazy Bernie
crooked Hillary

A bully wanna be says these things.
Know anybody that reminds you of?

 

[Jitss617]

I think I read that in 93, 94 and 95 Trump lost more money than any other American.
Could you imagine?

Trump has admitted many times he lost money then made money.. sounds like a honest guy to me.