I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

[Jitss617]

More than anything Donald Trump hates to be laughed at.

And there is a rich amount of material Donald Trump has provided to make jokes about him that could have people laughing so hard during the debate they would applaud the jokes made against him.
Here are a few of the subjects that would be fraught with humor:

Trump being rich.
Putin’s support for Trump.
Trump working for Russia.
Trumps tiny hands.
Trump being spanked.
Trumps porn star.
Trump accusing anyone else of being a criminal.
Trump saying he’s a vibrant young man.
Trump being in such incredible good shape.
Trumps comb over.

The list is endless.

You sound like a bully.. why?

Little Marco
Pocahontas
sleepy Joe
crazy Bernie
crooked Hillary

A bully wanna be says these things.
Know anybody that reminds you of?

And they all attacked him first.. don’t poke the American bear .. we are strong

 

[SavannahMann]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

 

[Jitss617]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

Creepy video

 

[deanrd]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

I have to laugh. If the Democrats ever make it onto the stage next to Trump, they are only going to look like the Peanuts characters next to him.

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With the one exception that Trump is like Lucy and the Dems are Charlie Brown trying to always kick the football and landing on their asses. Trump is going to be merciless to you idiots!

Lucy is a hateful asshole, isn't she?

Yeah except Lucy would be a little Kim and Charlie Brown would be Donald Trump.

North Korea fires short-range missiles for 2nd time in 5 days

Only if you belong to a cult can you constantly lie to your base and they still follow you.

That's OK. One of you Libs just claimed that Kim is no threat to us at all. I maintain he's only a threat to the extreme west coast where half the Leftards in the country live. Either way I'm OK with it.

We know. Clearly you are OK with the United States being attacked. That’s probably why you voted for Trump. Not the first time confederate right wingers wanted the US to be attacked.

 

[deanrd]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

Creepy video

That is creepy. It reminds me of something else.

Trump accused of walking into changing room of teenage South Padre pageant contestants in 1997

Ages 15 to 18.

 

[Jitss617]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

Creepy video

That is creepy. It reminds me of something else.

Trump accused of walking into changing room of teenage South Padre pageant contestants in 1997

Ages 15 to 18.

Accused... Biden is on film feeling up 10 year old girls.. you keep losing .. but don’t go away ha

 

[deanrd]

I think I read that in 93, 94 and 95 Trump lost more money than any other American.
Could you imagine?

Trump has admitted many times he lost money then made money.. sounds like a honest guy to me.

So how do you make money after you’ve lost $1 billion and US banks refuse to lend you any more money? Do you go to Russian banks? Do you practice money laundering? How does that work?

 

[deanrd]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

Creepy video

That is creepy. It reminds me of something else.

Trump accused of walking into changing room of teenage South Padre pageant contestants in 1997

Ages 15 to 18.

Accused... Biden is on film feeling up 10 year old girls.. you keep losing .. but don’t go away ha

Did they look like this:

 

[Jitss617]

I think I read that in 93, 94 and 95 Trump lost more money than any other American.
Could you imagine?

Trump has admitted many times he lost money then made money.. sounds like a honest guy to me.

So how do you make money after you’ve lost $1 billion and US banks refuse to lend you any more money? Do you go to Russian banks? Do you practice money laundering? How does that work?

Not sure he needs a loan lol I stayed at his DC hotel.. One of the most beautiful properties I’ve ever seen in my life .. amazing.. trump brand sells its self

 

[Jitss617]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

Creepy video

That is creepy. It reminds me of something else.

Trump accused of walking into changing room of teenage South Padre pageant contestants in 1997

Ages 15 to 18.

Accused... Biden is on film feeling up 10 year old girls.. you keep losing .. but don’t go away ha

Did they look like this:

No that’s a loving father.. joe was feeling up 10 year old girls

 

[toobfreak]

We know. Clearly you are OK with the United States being attacked.

Not at all. That's why a hundred million patriots put Trump in office to stop you.

 

[toobfreak]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

Creepy video

That is creepy. It reminds me of something else.

Trump accused of walking into changing room of teenage South Padre pageant contestants in 1997

Ages 15 to 18.

Accused... Biden is on film feeling up 10 year old girls.. you keep losing .. but don’t go away ha

Did they look like this:

From the Tards personal collection of Ivanka fantasy fotos. One on there I never even saw before. Dean must have shot that one himself looking through the window with his dick in his hands.

 

[karpenter]

Debates:
TRUMP - Markets, Economy, Employment, Trade

DEMOCRATS - "Orange Man Bad !! "

 

[karpenter]

From the Tards personal collection of Ivanka fantasy fotos. One on there I never even saw before. Dean must have shot that one himself looking through the window with his dick in his hands.

He Can't Go A Thread With-Out It

Wonder Who's Pants He's Trying For
Is He Getting Any ??
Or Does He Cuck Himself For Free

 

[deanrd]

I think I read that in 93, 94 and 95 Trump lost more money than any other American.
Could you imagine?

Trump has admitted many times he lost money then made money.. sounds like a honest guy to me.

So how do you make money after you’ve lost $1 billion and US banks refuse to lend you any more money? Do you go to Russian banks? Do you practice money laundering? How does that work?

Not sure he needs a loan lol I stayed at his DC hotel.. One of the most beautiful properties I’ve ever seen in my life .. amazing.. trump brand sells its self

And makes money. Especially when you don’t have to pay your workers.

A brief history of Trump's small-time swindles

Hundreds allege Donald Trump doesn’t pay his bills

Why U.S. Law Makes It Easy for Donald Trump To Stiff Contractors

 

[deanrd]

Yeah, I can see the debates already. Biden walks out to his Campaign theme song, Oingo Boingo Little Girls.



He dances onto the stage, and then down into the crowd to hug and fondle a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Or. It could be any of the nominees, of course, the debate will be called early as the Democratic nominee, no matter who it is, starts screaming with spittle flying out of their mouths that Trump is Hitler, Trump is Hitler. Wild eyed and ranting incoherently the Democratic Nominee is sedated and led off stage still mumbling that Trump is Hitler. MSNBC, CNN, and most of the Newspapers will all declare it a huge victory for the Democrats. The View is one big group orgasm the next morning.

So yes, imagining the debates is easy. So is imagining the election, or should I say re-election of Trump since the Democrats are too stupid to run anyone who isn’t left of Lenin.

Creepy video

That is creepy. It reminds me of something else.

Trump accused of walking into changing room of teenage South Padre pageant contestants in 1997

Ages 15 to 18.

Accused... Biden is on film feeling up 10 year old girls.. you keep losing .. but don’t go away ha

Did they look like this:

From the Tards personal collection of Ivanka fantasy fotos. One on there I never even saw before. Dean must have shot that one himself looking through the window with his dick in his hands.

Then how would I hold the camera? And where were Donald Trump’s tiny hands?

 

[Jitss617]

I think I read that in 93, 94 and 95 Trump lost more money than any other American.
Could you imagine?

Trump has admitted many times he lost money then made money.. sounds like a honest guy to me.

So how do you make money after you’ve lost $1 billion and US banks refuse to lend you any more money? Do you go to Russian banks? Do you practice money laundering? How does that work?

Not sure he needs a loan lol I stayed at his DC hotel.. One of the most beautiful properties I’ve ever seen in my life .. amazing.. trump brand sells its self

And makes money. Especially when you don’t have to pay your workers.

A brief history of Trump's small-time swindles

Hundreds allege Donald Trump doesn’t pay his bills

Why U.S. Law Makes It Easy for Donald Trump To Stiff Contractors

Gotta do the job to get paid

 

[deanrd]

Debates:
TRUMP - Markets, Economy, Employment, Trade

DEMOCRATS - "Orange Man Bad !! "

Yeah look at the terrible job that Obama did on unemployment:

Obama from 10% to 4% Trump from 4% to 3%.

During the election you’re going to be looking a lot at a lot of charts that look just like this.

 

[Jitss617]

Creepy video

That is creepy. It reminds me of something else.

Trump accused of walking into changing room of teenage South Padre pageant contestants in 1997

Ages 15 to 18.

Accused... Biden is on film feeling up 10 year old girls.. you keep losing .. but don’t go away ha

Did they look like this:

From the Tards personal collection of Ivanka fantasy fotos. One on there I never even saw before. Dean must have shot that one himself looking through the window with his dick in his hands.

Then how would I hold the camera? And where were Donald Trump’s tiny hands?

Funny you post still pics but no video lol .. I wonder ha

 

[kwc57]

I start laughing now just thinking about the debates. Can you imagine?

Say for instance that Eric Swalwell became the Democratic nominee. So there’s Trump and Eric up on stage and Trump calls Eric a name and talks about him being half trumps age.

TRUMP: You’re just an inexperienced little kid.

ERIC: I’m not little. Look at my hands.

Or say Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. Imagine this exchange.

TRUMP: Oh look at that. It’s Pocahontas. We have Pocahontas trying to become president.

WARREN: When I grew up we were taught civility, my parents told me never call people names. Or you could get a spanking. Mr. Trump, have you ever been spanked?

I can see different scenarios for every Democratic presidential nominee and Donald Trump having a discussion during the debate’s.

Can you think of a few possible scenarios for during the debates?

They will stand the same chance all the 2016 Repub candidates and Hillary did.