The Professor
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- Mar 4, 2011
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Time for a little levity. I will tell you things that will NOT get you to heaven. The older folks will remember this silly little ditty from a long, long time ago:
Oh you can't get to Heaven
In a rocking Chair
'Cause a rocking chair
Won't get you there.
Oh you can't get to heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause a rocking chair won't get you there.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh you can't get to heaven
On roller skates
'Cause you'd roll right by
Those pearly gates.
Oh you can't get to heaven on roller skates
'Cause you'd roll right by those pearly gates.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh you can't get to heaven
In a limousine
'Cause the Lord don't sell
No gasoline.
Oh you can't get to heaven in a limousine
Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh you can't get to Heaven
In a rocking Chair
'Cause a rocking chair
Won't get you there.
Oh you can't get to heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause a rocking chair won't get you there.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh you can't get to heaven
On roller skates
'Cause you'd roll right by
Those pearly gates.
Oh you can't get to heaven on roller skates
'Cause you'd roll right by those pearly gates.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh you can't get to heaven
In a limousine
'Cause the Lord don't sell
No gasoline.
Oh you can't get to heaven in a limousine
Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.