How much older will I have to get before I become a conservative?
I've always been told by members of the right than when I grew up and faced the realities of life I'd become a conservative.
Between me and my wife we have one kid, two full time jobs, a mortgage, a rental unit, and two dogs, and our last dollar of income last year was taxed at 25%.
Sooo.. still waiting. Not conservative yet. The only effect I've noticed is that I kinda find hippies maybe a little annoying sometimes.
Sounds like it is too late. Maybe hanging out in academia too long or something.
There is one last hope for you though. The American Heritage Institute for Remedial Transformation ( AHIRT) runs a deprogramming service modeled using cult deprogramming methods. A shock squad wearing George Bush masks will grab you on the street and take you to an undisclosed location. There, you will be forced to listen to the entire recorded programming history of Rush Limbaugh's radio program, only speeded up so that he sounds like mickey mouse. Only 1 hour of sleep will be allowed each day.After a week everyone breaks. Then you will be reprogrammed by listening to audio tapes of every issue of National Review ever published. Buckley will become your hero.
By the time you are returned home, you will be a conservative.