Abandon hope all who enter here

[Votto]

Welcome to Dantes Satirical forum, also known as the 9 circles of his own personal hell.

Here are the 9 circles

1. Upon visiting the satire forum, Dante is unsure if he is actually in the satire forum or if what he is reading about the Left in the satire forum is actually real. Those on the Left are all insane after all.

2. Then, once Dante realizes it is just satire and not real, madness begins to set in as Dante helplessly watches the Left act out the satire in real time, at least about half of it anyway.

3. Despite being unable to tolerate the forum, Dante insists on continuing to visit it anyway, every day, 24/7.

4. Unable to leave the forum, Dante seeks to destroy it in order to set him free, even if it means his own destruction.

5. Dante then visits other forums on USMB, at least briefly because he cannot stary from the satire forum for too long, so as to plead with others to destroy it.

6. However, Dante can find no support for his endeavor.

7. Dante then classifies the satire forum as Russian disinformation, hoping that the government will ban it.

8. However, there are not enough loon Leftists in the Swamp to support it, at least not yet.

9. Then reality sets in for Dante, all is indeed hopeless. He can enter, but can never leave, at least till the midterms anyway.

 

[Yarddog]

So you’re saying he’s trapped in there? Is it something like the genie in the bottle?

 

[Votto]

So you’re saying he’s trapped in there? Is it something like the genie in the bottle?

Yes.

A very sad case.

 

[eagle1462010]

I found video of him trapped.

 

[Votto]

I found video of him trapped.

Absolutely terrifying

His life must be pure hell.

 

[Crepitus]

Welcome to Dantes Satirical forum, also known as the 9 circles of his own personal hell.

Here are the 9 circles

1. Upon visiting the satire forum, Dante is unsure if he is actually in the satire forum or if what he is reading about the Left in the satire forum is actually real. Those on the Left are all insane after all.

2. Then, once Dante realizes it is just satire and not real, madness begins to set in as Dante helplessly watches the Left act out the satire in real time, at least about half of it anyway.

3. Despite being unable to tolerate the forum, Dante insists on continuing to visit it anyway, every day, 24/7.

4. Unable to leave the forum, Dante seeks to destroy it in order to set him free, even if it means his own destruction.

5. Dante then visits other forums on USMB, at least briefly because he cannot stary from the satire forum for too long, so as to plead with others to destroy it.

6. However, Dante can find no support for his endeavor.

7. Dante then classifies the satire forum as Russian disinformation, hoping that the government will ban it.

8. However, there are not enough loon Leftists in the Swamp to support it, at least not yet.

9. Then reality sets in for Dante, all is indeed hopeless. He can enter, but can never leave, at least till the midterms anyway.

Lotta butt-hurt in that post. You gonna be ok?

 

[Yarddog]

Yes.

A very sad case.

So I think your on to something here, if he was to manage to destroy the Satire forum, he might be recycled in some sort of paradox of quantum superposition? not a bad theory. posiibly. then he might not even be here nor there!

 

[eagle1462010]

So I think your on to something here, if he was to manage to destroy the Satire forum, he might be recycled in some sort of paradox of quantum superposition? not a bad theory. posiibly. then he might not even be here nor there!

He was doing this before the volcano blew