God has spoken to me

[JBeukema]

He told me he does not exist.




























I am now very confused...

 

[Ceasaro]

That's because he actually said: stfu

 

[xotoxi]

He told me he does not exist.

I am now very confused...

What did he say about Satan?

 

[xotoxi]

http://iambilly.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/satan_jersey.jpg

 

[Big Black Dog]

God has spoken to me

He told me He had a little surprise waiting for JB!!!

 

[Phoenix]

He told me he does not exist.

I am now very confused...

Huh. Odd, that.

I spoke to Him too.

 

[alan1]

He told me he does not exist
I am now very confused...

And that's different how?

 

[xotoxi]

God has spoken to me

He told me he does not exist.

I said no such thing, you LYING FUCK!

 

[DamnYankee]

He told me he does not exist.











I am now very confused...

Not at all surprising.... she does have a sense of humor after all....

 

[alan1]

He told me he does not exist.

I am now very confused...

Huh. Odd, that.

I spoke to Him too.

Speaking to him and him speaking to you are two different things.

 

[Phoenix]

Speaking to him and him speaking to you are two different things.

Well, when one communes with the Almighty, it's kind of a two-way street.

 

[Oddball]

http://iambilly.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/satan_jersey.jpg

Leave it to the NHL to prove that Satan is a left winger.

 

[alan1]

Speaking to him and him speaking to you are two different things.

Well, when one communes with the Almighty, it's kind of a two-way street.

So I've been told.

 

[AVG-JOE]

God has spoken to me

He told me He had a little surprise waiting for JB!!!

A little surprise for JB, or a surprise for little JB.....

 

[AVG-JOE]

He told me he does not exist.




























I am now very confused...

I heard Him too. But He told me YOU don't exist.




I don't know if he meant all y'all or just JB...

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

http://iambilly.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/satan_jersey.jpg

Leave it to the NHL to prove that Satan is a left winger.

We'll take him!

Hell, we already have Santa and Elvis... Imaginary friends are still free.

-Joe

 

[Phoenix]

So I've been told.

When you pray to him enough, miraculous things happen.

Or is that the other way around? I can never remember after the fact ...

 

[xotoxi]

Leave it to the NHL to prove that Satan is a left winger.

Miroslav Å*atan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Position: Right Wing
Shoots: Left
Height: 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight: 191 lb (87 kg; 13 st 9 lb)
NHL teams: Pittsburgh Penguins, Edmonton Oilers, Buffalo Sabres, New York Islanders
Nationality:

Slovakia
Born: October 22, 1974 (1974-10-22) (age 34), Jacovce, Czechoslovakia
NHL Draft: 111th overall, 1993 Edmonton Oilers
Pro career: 1994 – present

 

[JBeukema]

He told me he does not exist.

I am now very confused...

What did he say about Satan?

He said he shall be released from the great Penalty Box to pay for 1000 years

 

[Oddball]

Miroslav Satan
Left Wing
Born Oct 22 1974 -- Topolcany, Slovakia
Height 6.01 -- Weight 195 -- Shoots L

Miroslav Satan's hockey statistics profile at hockeydb.com