Getting to know you 2

[Jackass]

1. FULL NAME:

2. OCCUPATION:

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE:

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?:

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?:

6. PET PEEVE: too many!!

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?:

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED:

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?:

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?:

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?:

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT:

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?:

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S):

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?:

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?:

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?:

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes, if you deserve it

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD:

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?:

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?:

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?:

25. TV OR RADIO?:

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?:

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?:

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?:

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?:

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL:

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?:

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?:

 

[Jackass]

1. FULL NAME: Thomas Patrich Joseph Kelly

2. OCCUPATION: Supervisor at Costco

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: marine biologist

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: doesnt matter

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: chest

6. PET PEEVE: too many!!

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: in NYC....

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: There are alot more important things in life than money.

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Hopefully fishing on my own property.

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: some friends and some family

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Love !!

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: birth of both of my children

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: both??

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): ice cream

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: alot!!

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: sometimes

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? spend it with my family

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: not yet!

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: if you deserve it

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: I never remember them

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: to fly

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: No..but my mormon wife has!!!

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: a couple

25. TV OR RADIO?: radio

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: Tala

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: Telewhat??

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Sven...

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: not usually

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: drive

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: occaisonally

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: I think Jim is gay...

 

[Sandy73]

Originally posted by Jackass
1. FULL NAME:
Sandy ( only tell certain people )
2. OCCUPATION:
Insurance agent with the Good Hands people.
3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Rich

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: Over

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: Armpits

6. PET PEEVE: That New York is too far away and I miss the cabbies !

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: At my house and went to work relucktanly

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: You must have money in the bank acct to write a check

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: A happy person on the beach of Hawaii

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: Both

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Oh man thats a hard one !

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Janeen remembers !!!

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: bOTH

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): Just need a coke !

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Very much so

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: yes

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Hopefully I wouldn't know that I fear death..

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?:
no
20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes, if you deserve it

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: I don't remember jokes

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?:
Invisable woman
23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: Not yet

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: too many to count

25. TV OR RADIO?: Radio

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: No comment

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?:
Definatly telephone
28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: I like my name

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: not really

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: don't know

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?:

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: its ok !

 

[Johnney]

1. FULL NAME: Johnney Craig Abbott

2. OCCUPATION: dish network tech

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: a porn star

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: to quote the Chuckster "does it matter?"

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: my hair, or what i have of it

6. PET PEEVE: way too many

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: school

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: if it dont kill me, im going to kill it

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: filthy fucking rich

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: family

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: great sex all the way

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: falling off a 2 story house

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: both

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): bottle caps

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: my ex-wife

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: not to do the same shit?

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: enough to save my skin, dont ask me to save someone else

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? id be fucking til my dick fell off

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?:

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yeah, but only if the service is outstanding

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: the school i went too

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: id be like pervert man

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: sorta kinda

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: no shoes, i own boots, 3 pair, yard work, work work, and going out boots. and no not cowboy boots

25. TV OR RADIO?: radio

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: none

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: cell phone more

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: super dick head

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: no even a little

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: car/ truck

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: can i get a hell yeah

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: i try not to think, it makes my head hurt

 

[Jmarie]

Originally posted by Jackass
1. FULL NAME: Jenny Johnson

2. OCCUPATION: Full-Time student until the 5th of this month and I graduate with a AA in Travel Business Management

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Rich and married to a hot military man..Yeah Baby bring the uniforms.

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: under

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: wash Hair
6. PET PEEVE: When someone calls me woman and None speaking Enligh people in the USA

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: In bed and johnney called and told me to turn on the news something happened in New York.. I was home by myself..I'm like just give me a gun and point me to the nearest closet..

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: Never trust someone,they are always full of shit

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: married to whom i don't know yet..still looking, now any hot single malitary guys send them my way..

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: my mommy, she's my best friend..

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: right now great sex

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: being asked will you marry me

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Uniform does that count?

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): right now cigs..LOL

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: no, not right now but who knows i might..

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: yes I have

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? found a hot military man and you know the rest

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: yes, thought i was my mom and yelled at her she turned and looked at me and walked away, so i got up and went into my mom's room to see if it was her but she was fast asleep so god only knows who that woman really was..

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes, if they are good..

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: can't remember them right off hand

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: to see into the future..i want to know what and where i'm going to be.

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: No but there is sometime I wish I would be..Have you ever seen some of these cops here..Oh my god..officer please handcuff me i have been a bad girl..

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: right now..not many..i know girls i let you down..

25. TV OR RADIO?:doesn't matter..i listen to them both and they are both full of shit..LOL

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: well..do you really want to know..i have a few that I am..yes they are guys..

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: yahoo messager right now..but i'm some what on the cell phone more..

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Hot Momma..LOL

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: all depends on who it is and what they are saying..

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL:don't care as long as i get there in one piece...

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: when i'm in the mood and lately i really want to be alone so everyone just leave me alone..LOL

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?:

it was fun..and made me think well not really..LOL

 

[Dan]

1. FULL NAME: Daniel William **** (I've been told not to post my last name in the past, for understandable reasons)

2. OCCUPATION: full-time student/out-of-work writer

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Working writer & director

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: over, of course.

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: my chest

6. PET PEEVE: girls cursing a lot.

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: When it actually happened, I was in class, after class got out, I was in my dorm, parked in front of the TV.

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: From 9/11? I guess that we should live it up because we can really die any day, and also that Americans aren't as untouchable as we thought we were.

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Hmmm, dunno. I don't like to plan that far ahead, since any plan I've ever made in my life hasn't worked out at all.

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: Used to be family, but now that my nearest family is like 4 hours away, I'm closer to my friends.

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: In love

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Who knows? I've done plenty of things under the influence that were unforgettable, though I wish people would forget them!

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Intelligence, but with at least decent looks.

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): Don't really eat snacks. Popcorn, I guess.

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Tons, but none that will hold any significance to anyone but me and those involved (none of whom are on the board).

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: yes

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? tell everyone how I really feel about them, good or bad, then go grab the boobies of every hot girl I see.

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: maybe

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: I'm notoriously bad about tipping. Steve Buscemi's speech about tipping in Reservoir Dogs sums up my feelings.

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. Bartender says "hey, you've got a steering wheel hanging out of your pants", pirate says "yaaaaaaarrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: X-ray vision is what I'd like to have.

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: Not really. Got a minor possession, but never arrested.

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 3 pairs: sandals, boots, and sneakers.

25. TV OR RADIO?: TV

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: Ummm, none of them.

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: e-mail

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: T-Bone

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: definitely not

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: LSD. Seriously, though, I guess car.

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: yes

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: It was good, fun and time-consuming, just like the rest of 'em.

 

[HGROKIT]

Originally posted by Jackass


1. FULL NAME: Rick

2. OCCUPATION: Property Manager

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Church Pastor

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: Over - military thing

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: hair

6. PET PEEVE: Rude people

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: In bed until the phone rang

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: It is not about what happens to me today but how I react to what happens to me today.

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Pastoring my own church. Pastoring my own church.

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: Family

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Love

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: The birth of my sons

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Intelligence first - then looks

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): COOKIES - chocolate chip & Walnut

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Nope, had to let go of them

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: Most definitely

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Hug my sons

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: Nope

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: 20% average - more or less depending on service received.

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: Too many and not enough room

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: Ability to read minds.

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: Yep

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: about 12 (or 6 pair )

25. TV OR RADIO?: TV

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: All - if I weren't attracted, they wouldn't be friends

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: Depends - work e-mail; relationships - phone

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Wouldn't - can hardley remember the one I have now.

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: Nope

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: Harley

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: Yes

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: Kinda cool.

 

[brneyedgrl80]

1. FULL NAME: Starla Doss-Saldarini

2. OCCUPATION: Administrative Assistant to the Director of Property Operations (I know it's long...)

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Superintendent of a school district, preferably San Diego.

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: Under

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: My hair. Usually I take a bath before the shower.

6. PET PEEVE: My #1 is a tie, it would either be Phoenix drivers or the Phoenix heat

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: Waking up getting ready for work, then going to work

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: Don't live everyday as if it were your last, because one of these days, you'll be right.

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Still in school in San Diego, teaching.

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: I would have to say both. I rely on my friends just as much as my husband.

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Being in love.

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Rather not say.

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Intelligence

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): Reese's anything. Chocolate and peanut butter is the best

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Only two. Taking up smoking and the other I rather not say.

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: Yes.

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: Yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Eat my favorite foods all day and spend time with my husband and kitties.

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: No. Don't believe in ghosts.

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: I believe in over tipping if the service was good. If not watch out. Your likely to get a verbal or written out tip instead of one in a monetary value.

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: What's does a near-sighted gynocologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose! I love that joke!!!

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: Time travel. Is that a super power?

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: Not yet, but I don't dismiss it.

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: Too many. I'm a shoe whore.

25. TV OR RADIO?: TV

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: Hmmm... probably Todd when he's not being a jerk, lol.

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: Telephone.

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: I wouldn't, I love my name.

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: Depends on the situation.

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: Driving.

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: Yes.

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: Pretty good.

 

[KLSuddeth]

1. FULL NAME: Katherine Lanyce Dorman - Suddeth

2. OCCUPATION: Metaphysician

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: exactly what I am

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: pppfffttt - as long as the pigs I live with actually get it on the roll, Ive learned not to care.

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: I bathe - therefore I wash my face first

6. PET PEEVE: closed minded people, ignorance, incompetence, and Zhukov's obsession with my boobs.

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: Found out at starbucks - then I was at home

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: Just when you think you know it all, along comes someone to prove your ass wrong!

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? happy10 YEARS?: happier

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: both

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Im lucky because I have both - woohoo! Lucky me! YAY DK!

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: when my first child was born

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: not only do I have them both in my spouse but I also posess these myself lol

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): dunno - whatever

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: not really - mistakes are just opportunities to learn and why would one regret that?

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: N/A

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Go to Isla with DK and Kids and snorkel my way to oblivion

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: yep. its in my job description

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: not as much as DK - but somewhat.

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: hafta get back to ya there - I dont remember

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: The power to heal

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: hell no

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: oh god - I cannot answer b/c my husband hates my shoe obsession

25. TV OR RADIO?: whatev

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: DKSuddeth

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: whatev

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: I like my name damnit. No one else has it

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: oh yeah - sure....NOT

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: as long as Im sleeping, I dont care

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: definately - when I can

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: wasnt too painful

 

[DKSuddeth]

1. FULL NAME: Duane K Suddeth

2. OCCUPATION: Network systems and security engineer

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Emporer of the world

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: who cares, so long as it doesnt rip when using it.

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: people care about this?

6. PET PEEVE: dishes that aren't clean

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: Bell Helicopter, Ft Worth TX

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: My wife will do whatever it is she wants to do regardless of whether I tell her she should or shouldn't.

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Playa del norte sucking down a Dos Equis and enjoying the caribbean breeze.

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: they are both one in the same.

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: I can't have both?

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Aug 14, 1999

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: long term or one nite stand?

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): no favorite

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: many

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: sometimes

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? spend it with my family.

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: yes

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes, if you deserve it

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: guy in california with a new sports car, rolls through a stop sign. Cop stops the guy and asks him why he didn't stop. Guy says there was nobody else at the intersection, stop or slow down, whats the difference? Cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating the hell out of the guy saying 'you want me to stop or slow down?'

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: spider sense

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: yes

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 6

25. TV OR RADIO?: tv

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: best friend lanyce

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: email

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: wouldn't change my name

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: sometimes

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: depends on where i'm traveling to.

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: very much

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: good time waster.

 

[KLSuddeth]

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: long term or one nite stand?

And with that comment, folks, DK is now a free agent! Actually...no.....hmmmm, I will sell him to the highest bidder.

Bidding starts at 5.00

I see a few fatties wavin money.....:

 

[007]

Originally posted by Jackass
1. FULL NAME: TMI...

2. OCCUPATION: Harley Davidson Tech (in training...)

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: I'm doing it.

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: Over

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: Body

6. PET PEEVE: Ignorant drivers

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: At work at the Supermax Prison in Boscobel Wisconsin

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: Don't drink and drive. (Never had a DUI. I learned without that watching others get nabbed.)

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Better than now

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: Family

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Love

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Seeing the Space Shuttle explode

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Looks

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): Chips and Salsa

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Fucked off too many years

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: Absolutely

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: Yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Enjoy ever last minute with my parents. They are the two best people on earth to me.

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: Yes, more than one.

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: Medium

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: Stosh and Stella, blah, blah, blah. Too long to tell here.

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: Invincible.

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: More times than I would care to recall

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: No shoes. Only boots and tennies.

25. TV OR RADIO?: Radio

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: None at this point in time

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: email

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Josey

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: No

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: Motorcycle

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: Always

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: Just something to do.

 

[007]

Originally posted by brneyedgrl80
6. PET PEEVE: My #1 is a tie, it would either be Phoenix drivers or the Phoenix heat

Originally posted by Pale Rider
6. PET PEEVE: Stupid drivers

No shit aye? PHOENIX DRIVERS!! LOL.

I live in north Phoenix on the intersection of Central and Bell. The SECOND most dangerous intersection in America is one block away from me at 7th Street and Bell according to auto insurance underwriters compiled statistics.

The forth most dangerous intersection in America is also here in Phoenix.

 

[007]

Originally posted by Jmarie
it was fun..and made me think well not really..LOL

If your looks are half as hot as your answers here, WHOOOW!!! :56: What a combo, looks and a hot sex drive!

 

[Said1]

Originally posted by Jackass
1. FULL NAME: Tracy Ann Mills

2. OCCUPATION: child care provider, program facilitator, student

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: better speller

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: don't care

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: I bathe too, hair first.

6. PET PEEVE: right now, Imac computers

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: watching tv

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: You are never to old to change

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: smarter and richer

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: friends

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: hmmm right now....sex, yes sex

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: birth of my daughter

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: both

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): anything chocolate

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: that I have lots of them

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: Thank Gawd!

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? spend it with my daughter

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: no

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes, if you deserve it

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: I can't tell or remember a joke to save my life

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: the ability to read minds

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: uhhh, I don't have to answer that do I?

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 5

25. TV OR RADIO?: radio

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: never mind

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: phone

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: I like my name.

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: depends

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: plane

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: YES

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: it's ok

 

[janeeng]

1. FULL NAME: Janeen

2. OCCUPATION: Currently school bus driver

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Happy

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: who cares, as long as it works

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: hair

6. PET PEEVE: lots

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: driving my Son to school

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: Listen to your heart

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Hopefully ALIVE!

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: Family

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Love

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: My Daughter given back life!

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: I would say now, more than these, a heart!

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): None, dieting

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Yes, not listening to others advice back in 93!

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: YES

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Spend every second with my kids!

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: So I thought

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: Depends on service

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: Don't recall - one from Jim years ago - title "for a nickel I will" haha!

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: make certain people dissappear

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: NO

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: atleast 10

25. TV OR RADIO?: lately radio

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: My secret

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: Telephone

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: don't know, really haven't thought about that, or even cared.

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: not really

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: plane, faster that way!

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: YES! if I could ever have it

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: Sucks, just like Jackass!!!! hahahahahahahahahha! j/k!

 

[dmp]

1. FULL NAME: Darin Edward

2. OCCUPATION: Civil Service - Dept of Army

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: philanthropist

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: Under - Military thing

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: pits, then privates

6. PET PEEVE: Useless words in memos/letters, etc.

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: about 5 miles from Mary Kay LeTourneau

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: One is only as old as they feel - but never as important

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Wherever life leads

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: Friends

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Sex - because nothing is worse than being completely in love with somebody, but not having great sex with them. If you 'just' have great sex, when somebody asks you "Is she in-love with you?" you can say 'No, she loves me, but she's not 'in-love' with me...I don't much care though, because the sex is amazing

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Can't remember. My 3rd birthday was pretty neat. Saying goodbye to my grandma, at age 2.

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Looks - because if somebody asks 'Is she smart?' you can answer with 'Not really - but wow.. she's REALLY hot.'

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): Akins Candy-bar thing...

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: yup. Regrets are great - because they help you achieve a 'yes' answer on #16

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: Yes. Eventually.

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Spend the day packing for 'tomorrow's' trip.

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: No idea. If I have, they were pretty convincing

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: Generally. Not with stocks, though.

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: A West-Virginia man takes his 14 year old daughter to the doctor, for her first 'woman-problems' visit. During the interview, the doctor asks 'Is she sexually active?' The man replies, 'Naw...she just sorta lays there, like her mother.'

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: Ability to revoke legal permissions at will - driver's licenses, Ability to practice Medicine, Voting, etc.

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: No.

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: Individual? Or as pairs? 2 pair brown leather, 1 pair black leather, 1 pair brown leather boots, 1 pair black leather boots, 1 pair sandals, 1 pair brown leather dress shoes, 1 pair black leather dress shoes, 1 pair athletic shoes, 1 pair motorcycle boots, 1 pair Army green jungle boots (never worn), 2 pair Army 'leg-boots' (never worn), 1 pair Army Cochran's (worn for landscaping, etc), 1 pair Jungle-Jump boots (never worn), 1 pair South Korean ROK Army boots (never worn), 1 pair Cold-Wet Weather boots (never worn)....that's about it. Maybe. I'd list MORE, but Mustafa would think I'm gay.

25. TV OR RADIO?: Fox

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: I can't think of any female friends. There's a neighbor woman down the cul-de-sac from me who is pretty hot though.

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: Email (Family) Tele (Friends)

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Mighty Joe Hung.

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: I do - but people don't always realize it - I can hide it. I'm pretty insecure, so I get embarrassed quite a bit, secretly

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: Motorcyle

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: No. I'm an extravert - and insecure, so I need people to help validate myself.

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: Interesting enough to motivate me to complete it.

 

[OCA]

Originally posted by Jackass
1. FULL NAME: Mihalis Demosthenes

2. OCCUPATION:Small business owner

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: real estate mogul

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: as long as my ass gets wiped don't care

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: always the boys first

6. PET PEEVE: slow drivers in the fast lane

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: Washington D.C.

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: don't shit in your own nest

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: probably same situation, pretty comfortable

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: friends

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: love

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: told a dirty joke at a church camp over microphone

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: looks

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): chex mix

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: a couple

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: sometimes

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Sneak on Augusta National and play 18 while holding those old bastards off with a .357 and a hostage.

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: nope

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: most of the time

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: way too many to remember

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: power to make ladies bend to my every whim hehehe

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: cuffed and stuffed but never to the big house

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 10 pairs

25. TV OR RADIO?: tv

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: a girl in Seattle

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: telephone

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Sokratis

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: no

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: by plane

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?:yes

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: not too bad

 

[5stringJeff]

1. FULL NAME: Jefferson *****

2. OCCUPATION: budget analyst

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Congressman

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: over

5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: my arms

6. PET PEEVE: idiot drivers, defined as everyone but me!

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: my apt., then work (Ft. Lewis)

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: your wife won't appreciate you coming home at 2 in the morning from the bar when you didn't tell her you were stopping by there on the way home.

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: in the mirror... (ha ha) hopefully in grad school and in a supervisory/management position, respectively.

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: friends

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: love

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: West Point graduation

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: looks

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): chocolate

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: yes. No, I'm not listing them.

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: yes

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? die at the end of it. And demand a lot of sex.

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: no such things

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: 10%, more if you are good or if you are cute

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: can't think of it

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: able to out-debate liberals in a single bound!

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: no

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 6 pairs

25. TV OR RADIO?: radio

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: a few of them

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: e-mail

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Maximus Bananahammock

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: no

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: car trip

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: yes

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: pretty cool

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

1. FULL NAME: ____ ____ ___________

2. OCCUPATION: professional slacker or is it? i'll never tell

3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: a millionare slacker

4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: under

5. WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: hair

6. PET PEEVE: shitty pizza

7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: sleeping

8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: don't trust the man

9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: on the planet earth

10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: neither

11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: what about loving great sex?

12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: better question would be what would be the moment you'd like to forget

13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: neither

14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): cupcakes

15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: a ton but, regrets make for good drinking excuses. too bad i don't drink

16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: yes only when playing with fire though

17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? invent a time machine

19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: no but i've seen people who look like they've seen a few

20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes

21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: oj was found not guilty. sad thing is it wasen't a joke

22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: what about being a super villian?

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: kind of but i was only five at the time at least that was the first time

24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 3 pairs

25. TV OR RADIO?: tv

26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: one who i haven't seen in years

27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: neither

28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: John lennon

29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: no

30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: by foot

31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: yes

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: it beats being harrassed by those idiots from greenpeace thats for sure