Rank the Months of the Year

I am NOT a monthaphobe.

I embrace them all with equal vigor.

There is absolutely something to love about every one of them. I appreciate living in a place where there are only really a few weeks of "stasis" in summer and winter.
 
It's a silly exercise worthy of a grade school class. In the dark days of December I look forward to spring and in the hot humid days of August I look forward to fall. Human nature.

Dude do you see some of the trash posted here? It's not that serious
 
  1. January. It is cold out. No bugs, no lawn cutting, everything is quiet, holiday crap is over, the Playoffs are on.
  2. November - Gets dark early, not too cold, no bugs, no grass, football, lots of time to catch up on good movies.
  3. October - Best Fall colors, no humidity, end of yard work, good football.
  4. February - Middle of winter, no yard work, very quiet and still, Superbowl.
  5. September - Relief from summer heat and humidity, start of football season.
  6. March - End of Winter, longer days, no snow, no heat, no grass yet.
  7. May - Nice out, summer like but without too much heat, humidity, longer days, but yard work begins.
  8. December - dark, quiet, no yard work, no snow, holiday specials, but too much holiday crowds and traffic. People crazy.
  9. June - Longest days, light out until 10PM, looking forward to summer, grass but not too hot and humid.
  10. August - end of summer, yard work, school taxes.
  11. April - tax season, no football, no holidays, grass starts growing, but days getting longer.
  12. July - Grass, bugs, traffic, very hot and muggy, but it is middle of summer.

I sense you do not like yard work ha
 
Based on weather it is too hard to rank months because of how things have changed around here.

Almost 90 in October is not how it should be.

Outside of just weather, May, June, July and August are the worst months as the only major sport going on is baseball, which I no longer really enjoy as I used to.

Sept is great as it brings back football.

December is awesome as it has Christmas and I love Christmas and everything tied to it.

March is great due to NCAA March Madness and it is normally when I can start golfing again.
 
1. October- Because of Halloween.
2. December- Christmas but it's second place because of the weather.
3. June and July are tied here because of summertime.
4. November- Thanksgiving
5. March, April, May-three way tie for spring.
6. August and September are just so-so
7. February- My birthday and Valentine's Day are high on my list of celebrations I just don't like the weather in the month itself.
8. January in last place
 
1. April
Well, it has the "perfect date"

which (not) coincidently happens to be my birthday.
Weather's near-ideal ("not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket"), the kids are still in school so it's a good opportunity to do some traveling. The heart of spring as things continue to blossom and plants grow.

2. May
Proximity to April, nice weather

3. March
The start of spring. The lovely blossoms.

4. November
The long hot summer is a distant memory and the start of the holiday season

5. October
The long hot summer winds down. Still have to deal with leaves though.

6. December
The winter months will be polarizing, but where I live, I don't deal with snow and the like, so while the weather may get wetter, the temperatures aren't too extreme, and nothing a nice hot chocolate or apple cider can't aid as Christmas approaches.

7t. June - September
The hotter, drier period.

7t. January - February
The colder, wetter period
 
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