Everything you need to Know about Mike Pence

[TheOldSchool]

Found this online. It sums things up pretty well:

Indiana governor Mike Pence will reportedly be Donald Trump’s running mate on the Republican ticket in the 2016 presidential election. Here’s what you need to know about Pence:

• Current Residence: Real America
  
• Little-Known Fact: All
  
• Strengths: White, red-faced
  
• Weaknesses: Overt prejudices against homosexuals, Syrian refugees, immigrants, welfare recipients, and abortion patients doesn’t bring anything particularly new to Trump campaign
  
• Occupation: Former, future talk radio host
  
• Inspirational Background Story: Somehow overcame growing nationwide biases against white, heterosexual, Christian men to become governor of Indiana
  
• Level Of Social Conservative: Extra staunchy
  
• Views On LGBT Rights: Believes gay couples are entitled to the same respect as perverted, deviant straight couples
  
• Accomplishments As Governor: Shifted Indiana from oft-overlooked state to lightning rod for condemnation
  
• Gubernatorial Campaign Motto: Leviticus 20:13
  
• Favorite Sexual Position: Non-penetrative
  
• Title Of Future Autobiography: Running For Dear Life: My Hellish Four Months Inside Trump’s Fractured Mirror-World

 

[S.J.]

Look, TOS is competing with Rdean for number one troll thread.

 

[NYcarbineer]

I'm accusing him of being a pedophile and a serial killer.

I am applying the standards of the rightwing propaganda machine, which means that my accusations, and my accusations alone,

prove Pence guilty.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Found this online. It sums things up pretty well:

Indiana governor Mike Pence will reportedly be Donald Trump’s running mate on the Republican ticket in the 2016 presidential election. Here’s what you need to know about Pence:

• Current Residence: Real America
  
• Little-Known Fact: All
  
• Strengths: White, red-faced
  
• Weaknesses: Overt prejudices against homosexuals, Syrian refugees, immigrants, welfare recipients, and abortion patients doesn’t bring anything particularly new to Trump campaign
  
• Occupation: Former, future talk radio host
  
• Inspirational Background Story: Somehow overcame growing nationwide biases against white, heterosexual, Christian men to become governor of Indiana
  
• Level Of Social Conservative: Extra staunchy
  
• Views On LGBT Rights: Believes gay couples are entitled to the same respect as perverted, deviant straight couples
  
• Accomplishments As Governor: Shifted Indiana from oft-overlooked state to lightning rod for condemnation
  
• Gubernatorial Campaign Motto: Leviticus 20:13
  
• Favorite Sexual Position: Non-penetrative
  
• Title Of Future Autobiography: Running For Dear Life: My Hellish Four Months Inside Trump’s Fractured Mirror-World

So he want to treat the LGBT community like Washington Politicians?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mike Pence ordered his daughter to study in Turkey. Could he be a secret Muslim?

 

[Lakhota]

Found this online. It sums things up pretty well:

Indiana governor Mike Pence will reportedly be Donald Trump’s running mate on the Republican ticket in the 2016 presidential election. Here’s what you need to know about Pence:

• Current Residence: Real America
  
• Little-Known Fact: All
  
• Strengths: White, red-faced
  
• Weaknesses: Overt prejudices against homosexuals, Syrian refugees, immigrants, welfare recipients, and abortion patients doesn’t bring anything particularly new to Trump campaign
  
• Occupation: Former, future talk radio host
  
• Inspirational Background Story: Somehow overcame growing nationwide biases against white, heterosexual, Christian men to become governor of Indiana
  
• Level Of Social Conservative: Extra staunchy
  
• Views On LGBT Rights: Believes gay couples are entitled to the same respect as perverted, deviant straight couples
  
• Accomplishments As Governor: Shifted Indiana from oft-overlooked state to lightning rod for condemnation
  
• Gubernatorial Campaign Motto: Leviticus 20:13
  
• Favorite Sexual Position: Non-penetrative
  
• Title Of Future Autobiography: Running For Dear Life: My Hellish Four Months Inside Trump’s Fractured Mirror-World

Well, that about nails it.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mike Pence is going to be the best vice president for the best president we've ever had.

Now that Trump has bent the knee to McConnell and Ryan, he'll just be another Dubya if he somehow manages to win.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mike Pence is going to be the best vice president for the best president we've ever had.

Now that Trump has bent the knee to McConnell and Ryan, he'll just be another Dubya if he somehow manages to win.

If you mean George Bush, he'll be better. But George Bush was a good president too.

Lol

 

[Lakhota]

Why is that funny?`

Where's your proof?

 

[buckeye45_73]

Mike Pence ordered his daughter to study in Turkey. Could he be a secret Muslim?

About as likely as you are a republican.....

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mike Pence believes that the ones without stars on thars are boring and will probably burn in hell

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mike Pence ordered his daughter to study in Turkey. Could he be a secret Muslim?

About as likely as you are a republican.....

Look it up nimrod. Just what has Erdogan been whispering in her ear?

 

[buckeye45_73]

Mike Pence ordered his daughter to study in Turkey. Could he be a secret Muslim?

About as likely as you are a republican.....

Look it up nimrod. Just what has Erdogan been whispering in her ear?

So she went turkey...you're boy Obama is a big fan of erdogan....we had a big thread on it

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mike Pence ordered his daughter to study in Turkey. Could he be a secret Muslim?

About as likely as you are a republican.....

Look it up nimrod. Just what has Erdogan been whispering in her ear?

So she went turkey...you're boy Obama is a big fan of erdogan....we had a big thread on it

Oh a big thread? Wow you must be so proud. You're doing so much with your life.

 

[buckeye45_73]

Mike Pence ordered his daughter to study in Turkey. Could he be a secret Muslim?

About as likely as you are a republican.....

Look it up nimrod. Just what has Erdogan been whispering in her ear?

So she went turkey...you're boy Obama is a big fan of erdogan....we had a big thread on it

Oh a big thread? Wow you must be so proud. You're doing so much with your life.

Well you're proud of being ignorant.....maybe check the thread your messiah Obama loves the Turkish king

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mike Pence ordered his daughter to study in Turkey. Could he be a secret Muslim?

About as likely as you are a republican.....

Look it up nimrod. Just what has Erdogan been whispering in her ear?

So she went turkey...you're boy Obama is a big fan of erdogan....we had a big thread on it

Oh a big thread? Wow you must be so proud. You're doing so much with your life.

Well you're proud of being ignorant.....maybe check the thread your messiah Obama loves the Turkish king

You go check it. Or go find another thread to derail.

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[buckeye45_73]

About as likely as you are a republican.....

Look it up nimrod. Just what has Erdogan been whispering in her ear?

So she went turkey...you're boy Obama is a big fan of erdogan....we had a big thread on it

Oh a big thread? Wow you must be so proud. You're doing so much with your life.

Well you're proud of being ignorant.....maybe check the thread your messiah Obama loves the Turkish king

You go check it. Or go find another thread to derail.

You brought it up asshole.. I'm just correcting you....I love spanking that ass....intently love it where you would've voted for any republican but trump.....
.talk about plants

 

[buckeye45_73]

We get it you like the gaystopo.....so do you like it with lube or without?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Look it up nimrod. Just what has Erdogan been whispering in her ear?

So she went turkey...you're boy Obama is a big fan of erdogan....we had a big thread on it

Oh a big thread? Wow you must be so proud. You're doing so much with your life.

Well you're proud of being ignorant.....maybe check the thread your messiah Obama loves the Turkish king

You go check it. Or go find another thread to derail.

You brought it up asshole.. I'm just correcting you....I love spanking that ass....intently love it where you would've voted for any republican but trump.....
.talk about plants

Whoa there buddy I don't swing that way. Careful or Pence will sign a bill against you.