69 year old man tells cops that he wasn't drinking AND driving

[TroglocratsRdumb]

69 year old man tells cops that he wasn't drinking and driving

The Driver told the cops that he wasn't drinking and driving because he only drank from his bottle of Jim Beam at stop signs and red lights. They arrested him after he blew nearly twice the legal limit for DUI.

Drunk driver tells cops he drank bourbon at stop signs and red lights | Daily Mail Online

 

[Weatherman2020]

Honesty.

 

[Crepitus]

69 year old man tells cops that he wasn't drinking and driving

The Driver told the cops that he wasn't drinking and driving because he only drank from his bottle of Jim Beam at stop signs and red lights. They arrested him after he blew nearly twice the legal limit for DUI.

Drunk driver tells cops he drank bourbon at stop signs and red lights | Daily Mail Online

"No officer, it's "hi, how are you?""

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

maybe he didn't want to spill his drink while driving

 

[JOSweetHeart]

My message for the old guy: If the drink has to be in your hand at all, get your driving done first and then you can go and live it up.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[fncceo]

He has a point ... that is while the charge is 'Driving While Intoxicated' or 'Driving Under the Influence'.

 

[blastoff]

Not bad considering he had to come up with something on the spur of a moment while nearly critically hammered.