The Perfect Wife

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  1. Lumpy 1
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    Ah.. the good olde days...

    Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

    PREPARE YOURSELF
    Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

    MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
    Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

    How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

    :rofl:....:rofl:.....:rofl:... You Betcha...
     
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    manu1959 Left Coast Isolationist

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    nah.....be a nagging bitch and look like hell......
     
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    Your version of a perfect wife is a dog in ribbons and makeup??!!
     
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    Ringel .. I thought you of all people would appreciate this.. my.. my.. either your complex (?) or guilty...mm
     
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    Ah, the good old days...
     
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    Sarah G When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left Supporting Member

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    <Puke>

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    Got it covered.
     
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    The (not so) secret lives of housewives.

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    What does this mean....:confused:..oh... never mind
     
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