Open Letter to....

[CSM]

someday, when I grow up, I can...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

replace Tom Brokaw. My only problem would be....

 

[CSM]

I dont have any brown pants so I...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I'll have to wear my oatmeal hat.
that hat .....

 

[CSM]

I'll have to wear my oatmeal hat.
that hat .....

is so big it covers my...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

embarrassing potato shaped scar, which is on my….

 

[CSM]

embarrassing potato shaped scar, which is on my….

left nostril. I got that when ...

 

[UsaPride]

..I was on Jerry Springer because....

 

[no1tovote4]

I was chair wrastlin' with naked midgets, and practicing my midget defenestration....

 

[CSM]

I was chair wrastlin' with naked midgets, and practicing my midget defenestration....

(whatever that means) when Oliver Sudden there was this...

 

[5stringJeff]

Ginsu Knife demonstration. I'll spare you the gory details, but at least I got to

 

[CSM]

show my boobs and get some beads which I use to

 

[no1tovote4]

mark my distance after a good demonstration of defenestration. However, we are getting off-topic again...

Yesterday I walked into the 7-11, and you will never guess who I saw there...

 

[CSM]

there he stood, bigger than life. John Kerry! He was buying...

 

[no1tovote4]

A Christmas card for ......

 

[CSM]

some woman named Hillary. At least that was what he wrote on the envelope. I said hello to him and he

 

[Said1]

some woman named Hillary. At least that was what he wrote on the envelope. I said hello to him and he

and he responded in french. This confirmed my suspicions about him and....

 

[CSM]

and he responded in french. This confirmed my suspicions about him and....

I just smiled as he zipped up his jacket with the "World Champion Butt Snorkeller" logo on the back. Anyway, I then

 

[no1tovote4]

used this rare time when he was no longer protected by the Secret Service to give him what I always wanted to....

 

[Said1]

I just smiled as he zipped up his jacket with the "World Champion Butt Snorkeller" logo on the back. Anyway, I then

proceeded to rob the store at gun point with......