Open Letter to....

[dmp]

Dear gop_jeff,

I wanted to take this time to tell you


[here's where it gets fun - Somebody reply with a sentence or two at most - NO OTHER text in the reply (will help keep things readable). Then, end your reply with an opening for another person to continue. Sorta like a big Mad-Lib I suppose).

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

That my goat has escaped and is heading for your office as we speak.
If you see Sparky, please....

 

[dmp]

be easy on him - he's impressionable. But enough about my problems, how is your

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

cat sniffles doing with its Genetic Modification.
Why would you want to turn you cat into...

 

[Dan]

lover. Don't you know that's illegal and physically awkward? Besides,...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Sparky is much better looking.
Say I got this idea. We could breed miniature bulls and start a midget rodeo.
Events would include...

 

[dmp]

but not be limited to,

 

[Said1]

naked midget mud wrastling.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Midget tossing (to see how far the bulls can toss the midgets in the air) and,

 

[Dan]

community playhouse productions of Little Women, Short Cuts, and How's the Weather Down There: the Bob LaMonta Story, featuring Danny Devito as LaMonta, the (very) little person who beat the odds and became....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

commissioner of the WWF.
Did you know that a 500 pound Walrus....

 

[Said1]

is head anchorwoman on CNN morning. The show "The Left and The Right" features two....

 

[Dan]

Kittens who get into heated political debates and then play with yarn. It's almost as cute as...

 

[Said1]

Kittens who get into heated political debates and then play with yarn. It's almost as cute as...

Me, who very often .......

 

[manu1959]

Me, who very often .......

has been caught naked midget mud wrastling.... but i do go on and what i wanted to say was.........

 

[Said1]

has been caught naked midget mud wrastling.... but i do go on and what i wanted to say was.........

Said1 would never do that, she's perfect I'm a real.............

 

[Dan]

egomaniac, I need to stop talking about myself. Anyway, Gop_jeff, we need to talk. We all know you have a problem, and that problem is...

 

[dmp]

getting worse by your continued denial. You know what they say,

 

[Said1]

You are what you eat.

 

[5stringJeff]

And boy, do I love to eat after mud wrestling with naked midgets, kittens, bulls, and -=d=-!

But seriously, did you know that -=d'=- said that: