Open Letter to....

[JOKER96BRAVO]

outhouse. I was certain to get away,at least that's what I thought.
I was stalled by stepping in a pile of.....

 

[Bonnie]

Although he called himself Jeff, he seemed rather non gender specific, with long red fingernails, and bright red lips, at first I was quite unerved, but then.............

 

[dmp]

Although he called himself Jeff, he seemed rather non gender specific, with long red fingernails, and bright red lips, at first I was quite unerved, but then.............

This large Man-Woman being opened his/her mouth. Out came the most unique...

 

[Bonnie]

Three pronged tongue and as I looked closer .........

 

[dmp]

each prong of said tounge had a face; eyes, nose, and mouth.


"weird" I thought, as I..

 

[no1tovote4]

began to wonder if this would effect study on cooties I had participated in for several years. It was creepy and alluring at the same time. I reached out and...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

offered the beast some playdough.
it looked at me...

 

[5stringJeff]

and said DAMNIT WHY DON'T WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT DARIN THE BIRTHDAY BOY?!?

 

[no1tovote4]

So I said, "Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it!"

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

The beast then made a peace offering of some half chewed cheetos,
so we....

 

[no1tovote4]

made missiles with the playdoh and began throwing it at passers by. But I started to get a little tired...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

of all the clowns making faces at me,
so I took the playdoh and made....

 

[5stringJeff]

A huge birthday cake for -=d=-, who was about to turn

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

50!!!!! He got mad and...

 

[5stringJeff]

50!!!!! He got mad and...

said that he was really only 49 with tenure, but regardless, it was time for his prune juice and

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

said that he was really only 49 with tenure, but regardless, it was time for his prune juice and

centrum. Too bad I replaced them all with ex-lax.
you should have seen him....

 

[no1tovote4]

centrum. Too bad I replaced them all with ex-lax.
you should have seen him....

Run for the outhouse, but he stepped in the same pile of...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

cheese that I did, someone should move that.
he finally...

 

[no1tovote4]

started to follow somebody that looked like they knew where they were going and I was able to get away before he...

 

[dmp]

noticed. Moving quietly, to avoid detection, I...