Open Letter to....

[no1tovote4]

John Kerry's chin as a weapon. Which caused him to suggest legislation to outlaw...

 

[Said1]

John Kerry's chin as a weapon. Which caused him to suggest legislation to outlaw...

Inhumane use of a grotesquely oversized chin. It sounded like a good idea at the time, only his ............

 

[no1tovote4]

daughter was no longer allowed entry into the US unless she was registered under the new weapons law to carry a concealed weapon and willing to wear a bag over her head. This caused him to...

 

[CSM]

Inhumane use of a grotesquely oversized chin. It sounded like a good idea at the time, only his ............

wife came in and

 

[5stringJeff]

daughter was no longer allowed entry into the US unless she was registered under the new weapons law to carry a concealed weapon and willing to wear a bag over her head. This caused him to...

form a coalition with Jay Leno. Then his wife came in and

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

stole my oatmeal hat,
she took it and....

 

[no1tovote4]

gave it to a Midget. She said he needed it more than I did in order to make him look taller. I tried to get my hat back but that Midget....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

bit my big toe. that little bastard looked right up at me and said....

 

[no1tovote4]

You must see the LIZARD! I then saw he was wearing an overcoat, I just got out of there as quickly as possible, before he...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

pulled out "the lizard", turns out he was a porn star named...

 

[Bonnie]

after his grandfather aka" Gargantua"

 

[no1tovote4]

And his entourage was right outside. They grabbed me by the arms and made me....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

play the fiddle, boy were my fingers....

 

[Bonnie]

Dancing on the strings as they blistered and bled, alas time to move on said...........

 

[no1tovote4]

the police. No panhandling here without a permit. I was astounded and wanted to....

 

[Bonnie]

To see if the banjo playing monkey would make an appearance............

 

[no1tovote4]

but enough about Ross Perot. I made a beeline to my house only to find that...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

half way there I saw a sign at Kmart.
Motor oil half off...
so I............

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

danced a jig to the fragle rock theme song in the parking lot.
Just then a giant cracker walked up to me and....

 

[dmp]

his name is Jeff, and he's 6'4".

I made like a baby, and headed out back towards the...