Just a few more days until Obama invades Texas

[rdean]

Jade Helm 15 The Facts About the Training Exercise Causing Jitters in Texas - ABC News

Of the seven states included in the exercise, Texas and Utah were labeled according to a map’s legend as “hostile” territories (as well as a southern pocket of California.) It prompted a barrage of posts from sites claiming it as proof the government was initiating the first stages of martial law inside the U.S.

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If GOP "deep thinkers" like Gohmert and Abbot believe it, I would be very worried. You know how credible those guys are. You guys in Texas better start stocking up. Who knows when food will be available again.

 

[Harry Dresden]

dean driving home and he sees a republican in the car next to him.....

 

[whitehall]

Ain't the first time democrats invaded Texas with tanks and helicopters. They managed to murder about 80 men women and children at Waco the last time around. Goofy Janet Reno "took responsibility" and when the smoke cleared Bubba Bill came out from under the desk with Monica and also "took responsibility.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Yes, Texas better git all preppered out and bug out just before this thing starts, I mean 1200 US troops are going to take over 7 states, yikesy.

And what is with the name, Jade Helm 15? OBVIOUSLY made to confuse people until it is too late. Let's call it by its real name; Bigfoot Alien Wife Swap Invasiapalooza 51.

1776 is commencing again and Alex Jones will be driving the fortified Humvee out front with Glen Beck riding shotgun as they dodge bullets, tumbleweeds, and illegal aliens (is there another kind?) on their way to the survival seed vault somewhere in a bunker underneath the porch of Funk and Wagnall. Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin will be out back killing turkeys and keeping an eye on Russia, which is somehow just across the river and easy to see.

Of course Faux News has exclusive rights to CGI Obama's head onto the CGI aliens attacking from Socialantia Majoris in their worse-than-any-japanese-crappy GM Obamacare Chevy Volts, modified by Jade Helm himself to fly.

And the entire whackjob lie will be instantly repeated over and over by Faux and right wing radio until they all accept it as historical fact and call anyone that doesn't believe it as outright fact to be socialists, fascists, gun grabbers, old light bulb kidnappers, and again, illegal aliens (is there another kind?).

 

[rightwinger]

Texas will feel the wrath of Obama

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Reno came in already and burned a bunch of kids.

 

[Moonglow]

Reno came in already and burned a bunch of kids.

Mission,,Accomplished.....

 

[amrchaos]

All I can say is

It's about Time we conquered Ol' Texas and that wild Utah lady!!

 

[Moonglow]

All I can say is

It's about Time we conquered Ol' Texas and that wild Utah lady!!

The Texicans deserve it for having an immigrant for Senator...and egotistical egomanship that is taught in Texass schools, and they brag, shit, you see where Ted Cruz gets his over pretentious loud mouth BS degree in BS.....

 

[Rozman]

Texas will feel the wrath of Obama

Can't we save Texas by telling Obama a tee time opened up at Pebble Beach or Augusta National.

 

[Moonglow]

Texas will feel the wrath of Obama

Can't we save Texas by telling Obama a tee time opened up at Pebble Beach or Augusta National.

Only if there is beer

 

[rightwinger]

Reno came in already and burned a bunch of kids.

Another conservative defending pedophile murderer David Koresh

Can you sink any lower?

 

[LordBrownTrout]

All I can say is

It's about Time we conquered Ol' Texas and that wild Utah lady!!

The Texicans deserve it for having an immigrant for Senator...and egotistical egomanship that is taught in Texass schools, and they brag, shit, you see where Ted Cruz gets his over pretentious loud mouth BS degree in BS.....

Most Texans have always revered independence.

 

[Moonglow]

Reno came in already and burned a bunch of kids.

Another conservative defending pedophile murderer David Koresh

Can you sink any lower?

He has a tat of McVey..

 

[Moonglow]

All I can say is

It's about Time we conquered Ol' Texas and that wild Utah lady!!

The Texicans deserve it for having an immigrant for Senator...and egotistical egomanship that is taught in Texass schools, and they brag, shit, you see where Ted Cruz gets his over pretentious loud mouth BS degree in BS.....

Most Texans have always revered independence.

But they got suckered into statehood...

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Reno came in already and burned a bunch of kids.

Another conservative defending pedophile murderer David Koresh

Can you sink any lower?

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Im not defending that pedophile, just the kids that were killed. Do you have any power of deduction of thought?

 

[JFK_USA]

How can the U.S. invade its own country?

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Reno came in already and burned a bunch of kids.

Another conservative defending pedophile murderer David Koresh

Can you sink any lower?

He has a tat of McVey..

He was just as worthless as koresh.

 

[Moonglow]

Most the damned Texicans ran up to Okiehoma for the land run......My old Papa was from Texass...Sod buster, born in '96. hell of a fine man...

 

[LordBrownTrout]

All I can say is

It's about Time we conquered Ol' Texas and that wild Utah lady!!

The Texicans deserve it for having an immigrant for Senator...and egotistical egomanship that is taught in Texass schools, and they brag, shit, you see where Ted Cruz gets his over pretentious loud mouth BS degree in BS.....

Most Texans have always revered independence.

But they got suckered into statehood...

Just like all the other states.