Just a few more days until Obama invades Texas

[rightwinger]

 

[g5000]

To no surprise, the announcement of the massive Jade Helm operation, some states being labelled “hostile”, and the closure of a half-dozen Walmart stores in the operational area raised many questions. Were the Walmart stores to be used as guerrilla-warfare staging areas or FEMA processing camps? Or are the vacated stores, as some suspect, to be used as entry points to a new series of underground tunnels that would allow the military to move easily around the southwest without detection? With the Walmart stores closed, windows boarded up, and parking lots roped off – what (or who) will be held inside these mammoth buildings during the Jade Helm operation?

You know what's especially funny about that quote?

"...to be used as entry points to a new series of underground tunnels..."

NEW tunnels. As opposed to the EXISTING series of tunnels all over the southwest. BWA-HA-HA-HA!

That's our military. Moving around the southwest underground like gophers.

 

[rightwinger]

 

[IsaacNewton]

Unfortunately the 'conspiracy' websites are breitbart, Faux News, glen beck, mark Levine, fish dimbaugh, alex jones...

 

[9thIDdoc]

"The government never murdered anyone"

Really? Ever hear of ruby ridge?

 

[IsaacNewton]

Ruby Ridge, yes that damn Bush.

 

[IsaacNewton]

From a leaked script of The Jade Helm Invaders Are Due On Maple Street:

STEVE: Doesn’t make sense! Why should Walmart close all of a sudden?

DON: Maybe some kind of an electrical storm or something.

CHARLIE: That don’t seem likely. Sky’s just as blue as anything. Not a cloud. No lightning. No thunder. No nothing. How could it be a storm?

STEVE: I’ll run downtown. We’ll get this all straightened out

TOMMY: Mr. Brand—you’d better not!

STEVE: Why not?

TOMMY: They don’t want you to.

STEVE: Who doesn’t want us to?

TOMMY: ( jerks his head in the general direction of the distant horizon). Them!

STEVE: Them?

CHARLIE: Who are them?

TOMMY: (intently). Jade Helm.

STEVE: What do you mean? What are you talking about?

TOMMY: They don’t want us to leave. That’s why they shut down Walmart. You might not even be able to get to town. It was that way in the Alex Jones story. Nobody could leave. Nobody except—

STEVE: Except who?

TOMMY: Except the people they sent down ahead of them. They looked just like humans. And it wasn’t until Obama landed that—

SALLY: (in a whisper, sensing the antagonism of the crowd ). Tommy, please son . . . honey, don’t talk that way—

STEVE: Go ahead, Tommy. What kind of story was this? What about the people they sent out ahead?

TOMMY: That was the way they prepared things for the takeover. Obama sent 1200 people who looked just like humans . . . but they weren’t.

MAN ONE: Les got to Walmart somehow! (The people continue to stare, caught up by this revelation and wildly frightened.)

WOMAN: How come he was able to go to Walmart like that?

DON: And he never did come out to look at that thing that flew overhead. He wasn’t even interested. Why? Why didn’t he come out with the rest of us to look?

CHARLIE: He always was an oddball. Him and his whole family. Real oddball.

DON: What do you say we ask him?

(The group starts toward the house. In this brief fraction of a moment, it takes the first step toward changing from a group into a mob.)

The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices — to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill — and suspicion can destroy — and a thoughtless frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own — for the children — and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is — that these things cannot be confined — to the Twilight Zone..

Frigin hilarious. I'm also surprised 'To Serve Man' hasn't cropped up with the Texas loony bin. Or Soylent Green.

 

[TyroneSlothrop]

 

[IsaacNewton]

Texas, the loony bin of the U.S. They've been rewriting history like this for years. Their view of the world is the same view Stalin took and the same view they take in China.

The Tiananmen Square uprising of 1989 has been scrubbed and whitewashed as an illegal uprising and the soldiers that brutally crushed student protesters are presented as heroes. You can be jailed for writing about Tiananmen Square against the state's version.

"The Chinese government has successfully re-written this recent chapter of the nation’s history, casting the peaceful protesters who stood for democracy as counter-revolutionaries and lionizing as courageous the soldiers who 'risked their lives' to control a riot.

The government has a record of success in promoting revisionist history to mask the truth, according to Rowena Xiaoqing He, a China scholar and lecturer at Harvard University. She is also the author of Tiananmen Exiles: Voices of the Struggle for Democracy in China."

Conservatives are conservatives. It doesn't matter where in the world they are or what population they are in.

 

[rdean]

Unfortunately the 'conspiracy' websites are breitbart, Faux News, glen beck, mark Levine, fish dimbaugh, alex jones...

Or as Republicans call them, the only trustworthy news sources in the nation.

 

[Toro]

I usually want to mock of rdean's hyperpartisanship.

But then he posts something even more truly bizarre - like this Jade Helm nonsense - and I can't.

It's a sad, sad day when rdean is the voice of reason.