Zone1 Hi, US Message Bd!

[playtime]

well howdy do & welcome aboard our little corner of the interwebs. do stop by the reception desk to pick up yer complimentary hazmat suit; & i look forward to crossing paths with you on the various forums.

 

[playtime]

Thanks for the welcoming!

btw
who do I correspond with if the plumbing 'backs up' no doubt ?

no one.

that's why you need the hazmat suit.

 

[Phactotum]

hazmat suit.

you aware of any old wily vets around here, who know where to get a bargain on a premium suit???

 

[deannalw]

I am glad to be here, ready to embrace all opinions no matter what political affiliation. Hopefully I have began a peaceful, pleasurable path for exchanging ideas.

Have a nice day

Welcome and good luck with that!


Just kiddin.

Kinda sorta.

 

[deannalw]

you aware of any old wily vets around here, who know where to get a bargain on a premium suit???

You can have mine. It's got 15 tears, 47 bite marks, a couple foot marks on the ass end and a big ugly spot where someone tried to tar and feather me, but otherwise, it's in fair condition.

Good luck and no crying in the halls.

 

[deannalw]

Thank you! So far, I experienced the Sports forum and the Poetry forum.

That's great!

Hardly any people with rabies there.

 

[AquaAthena]

I am glad to be here, ready to embrace all opinions no matter what political affiliation. Hopefully I have began a peaceful, pleasurable path for exchanging ideas.

Have a nice day

Hey, And What a good-feeling introduction. Have fun, Phactotum!

 

[Phactotum]

Hey, And What a good-feeling introduction. Have fun, Phactotum!

ok, I will try to have fun...

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

ok, I will try to have fun...

Good. Now move along...

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Good. Now move along...

Which part of your body do you refer to as your procrustes, Dante?

 

[beautress]

I am glad to be here, ready to embrace all opinions no matter what political affiliation. Hopefully I have began a peaceful, pleasurable path for exchanging ideas.

Have a nice day

Welcome to USMB, Phactorum. Hope you enjoy the boards!!!

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Which part of your body do you refer to as your procrustes, Dante?

Please, seriously please try and keep up.

In Greek mythology, Procrustes (/proʊˈkrʌstiːz/; Greek: Προκρούστης Prokroustes, "the stretcher [who hammers out the metal]"), also known as Prokoptas, Damastes (Δαμαστής, "subduer") or Polypemon, was a rogue smith and bandit from Attica who attacked people by stretching them or cutting off their legs, so as to force ...

 

[beautress]

Please, seriously please try and keep up.

In Greek mythology, Procrustes (/proʊˈkrʌstiːz/; Greek: Προκρούστης Prokroustes, "the stretcher [who hammers out the metal]"), also known as Prokoptas, Damastes (Δαμαστής, "subduer") or Polypemon, was a rogue smith and bandit from Attica who attacked people by stretching them or cutting off their legs, so as to force ...

He doesn't sound like a very nice person, and that is not a good thing for his prodigy.

 

[Delldude]

Sounds more like underwear from a sports pro.

 

[BackAgain]

He is just admitting that he has a crusty prostate. That little scallywag. The Dainty isn’t worth too much attention.

But he does seek it an awful lot.

 

[d0gbreath]

Welcome. Can you pass the test?

Is it safe?

Dustin Hoffman getting holes drilled through his front teeth, wasn't something that I was expecting.

 

[Delldude]

Dustin Hoffman getting holes drilled through his front teeth, wasn't something that I was expecting.

Brought back wonderful memories of root canals I have known.

 

[yidnar]

There is no exchange of ideas on here. Just the stupid Moon Bats posting their usual BS hate and lies and we ridiculing them for it.

- 5 points for not including the tense verb "are" in your post .

 

[The Duke]

I am glad to be here, ready to embrace all opinions no matter what political affiliation. Hopefully I have began a peaceful, pleasurable path for exchanging ideas.

Have a nice day

Welcome!

Well, if you find it peaceful and pleasure to hurl and receive insults and vitriol then you're on the path to it!

I surely hope your goals are not too lofty, because I hate to see a big letdown.
By the way, meet the mascot, he has a little something for everyone!

 

[playtime]

Welcome!

Well, if you find it peaceful and pleasure to hurl and receive insults and vitriol then you're on the path to it!

I surely hope your goals are not too lofty, because I hate to see a big letdown.
By the way, meet the mascot, he has a little something for everyone!

i knew the second i saw your pic, marion, on this here intro thread - i was gonna see repulsive creature.

just letting you know i was ready.