Zone1 Hello, new person here

[MayorQuimby]

Hope to make some friends here.

 

[Hossfly]

Hope to make some friends here.

Welcome to the conflict.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

Welcome! Are there particular topics you like to discuss?

 

[jotathought]

Hope to make some friends here.

Welcome to the team .. what topics fascinate you? Be prepared to be bombarded by the opposition! Cheers!

 

[petro]

Welcome to the Jungle.

 

[lg325]

Welcome.

 

[Synthaholic]

Hope to make some friends here.

I will read all of your posts in a mock Boston Ted Kennedy accent.

 

[BULLDOG]

Hope to make some friends here.

Welcome. I make my most insightful remarks when I'm totally nude, but I'm sure you will develop your own style of writing.

 

[Foxfyre]

Hope to make some friends here.

Hello, welcome and my helpful advice to all newbies:
1. Don't forget your bullet proof vest
2. Be sure fresh batteries are in your bullsh*t detector.

And then join right in.

Seriously there are some good folks here and the usual trolls that haunt places like this. But you can find signs of intelligent life here and there.

 

[Zebra]

Hope to make some friends here.

be welcome, oh you new person!

 

[luiza]

Hope to make some friends here.

Why ?
None locally?
Do you suffer from BO ?

 

[Road Runner]

Hello there and welcome.

 

[Road Runner]

Why ?
None locally?
Do you suffer from BO ?

I don't think that they mean literal friends as I have people on here that I call friends but they're actually online acquaintances that I'm friendly with as they can't actually be considered real friends... Well, except for one that I've known for a really long time now.

 

[deannalw]

Hope to make some friends here.

Hmmm... friends, eh?

How about a fiend?

We got a lot of those.

Welcome!

 

[BULLDOG]

Hope to make some friends here.

 

[beautress]

Hope to make some friends here.

Welcome to USMB, Mayor Quimby. Hope you enjoy the boards and get along with all.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Hope to make some friends here.

RUN!!!!! jk

 

[Synthaholic]

Welcome to USMB, Mayor Quimby. Hope you enjoy the boards and get along with all.

That would be some trick!

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Hmmm... friends, eh?

How about a fiend?

We got a lot of those.

Welcome!

You know what they say - you can pick your nose and you can pick your fiends, but you can't pick your fiend's nose.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

That would be some trick!

I've done it. Everybody here loves me.

that geriatric savoir faire melts there hearts every time.