Why is bacon so appealing?

[Leweman]

It smells good. It looks good. It tastes good. God bless bacon!

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

 

[Thunk]

 

[WinterBorn]

It is the candy of the meat world.

And almost everything can be improved by adding bacon.

 

[miketx]

Bacon covered donuts.

 

[shockedcanadian]

The problem is,.they move around significantly more than cows for instance who are born to stand in a box boxed, killed and eaten. Those creatures live a horrble existence. When one really thinks of it, humans are pure savages. It is enough to drive one to vegetarianism at times but I can never do so for long.

 

[WinterBorn]

Bacon covered donuts.

Two small donut shops here have them. Maple glazed and salted caramel glaze. To die for.

 

[hjmick]

Dogs are like bacon. They make everything better...

 

[airplanemechanic]

Dogs are like bacon. They make everything better...

What's your favorite species? I go for the poodle. It tastes like chicken.

 

[hjmick]

What's your favorite species to eat? I go for the poodle. It tastes like chicken.

Not quite what I meant, but I actually expected this reply...

 

[fncceo]

The problem is,.they move around significantly more than cows for instance who are born to stand in a box boxed, killed and eaten. Those creatures live a horrble existence. When one really thinks of it, humans are pure savages. It is enough to drive one to vegetarianism at times but I can never do so for long.

Were you born a buzz kill or did you acquire the skill after years of study and training?

Take a Xanax, Debbie Downer.

 

[miketx]

The problem is,.they move around significantly more than cows for instance who are born to stand in a box boxed, killed and eaten. Those creatures live a horrble existence. When one really thinks of it, humans are pure savages. It is enough to drive one to vegetarianism at times but I can never do so for long.

I ate my whole family when I was a teen.

 

[Thunk]

Bacon is like oxygen..ya get too much ya get too high...

Not enough and yr gonna die

 

[airplanemechanic]

It smells good. It looks good. It tastes good. God bless bacon!

One time my nephew gave me a roll of "I love bacon" duct tape as a Christmas gift. I kid you not. They make that.

 

[1srelluc]

Don't forget the grease left-over......Bacon, the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Were you born a buzz kill or did you acquire the skill after years of study and training?

Take a Xanax, Debbie Downer.

It is truth. Ignorance is not bliss, it is just ignorance.

 

[miketx]

Don't forget the grease left-over......Bacon, the gift that keeps on giving.

https://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/heres-what-happened-today.935754/

 

[1srelluc]

https://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/heres-what-happened-today.935754/

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Hmmm , you just convinced me to convert to Islam!

 

[miketx]

Hmmm , you just convinced me to convert to Islam!

Be sure to put a diaper on your head.