Why I'm Not A Christian

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

” Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know sh#t?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

....And that is what atheists are full of. :)
Actually most atheists would explain that Cows and Horses eat high fibre grass, hay and grain, Deer eat leaves, plants, fruit and nuts. They would also point out that all these animals have completely different digestive systems. I know it's a joke but it reeks of ignorance.
 
Jesus took your place on that Cross- even though He knew you still would reject Him! Amazing isn't it?
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:
 
I'm not a Christian because Jesus was a liberal subversive hippie. Not into wankers.
 
Jesus took your place on that Cross- even though He knew you still would reject Him! Amazing isn't it?
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement
 
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

” Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know sh#t?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

....And that is what atheists are full of. :)

What does a Priest, Rabbi or Shaikh know? Why listen to them as if they know?

I was listening to Christian Radio today. The lady said in the end Jesus will have the last laugh and we will perish.

Why would Jesus laugh at that? Is he sick?
 
The OP has made a personal choice, they have free will. Since I didn't go and make a thread about my personal choices, how about you allow my free will?
 
Jesus took your place on that Cross- even though He knew you still would reject Him! Amazing isn't it?
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement



I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.
 
Jesus took your place on that Cross- even though He knew you still would reject Him! Amazing isn't it?
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement



I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.

then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime
 
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement



I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.

then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime



I will after you tell me where it says in the King James version that Jesus stopped by America, on his way up to heaven.
 
Jesus took your place on that Cross- even though He knew you still would reject Him! Amazing isn't it?
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

I don't have a "church". No they didn't write their own Bible. Catholics added books to it that were not inspired by the Holy Spirit and contained errors. Even the Jews agreed with the Protestant's.
 
Jesus took your place on that Cross- even though He knew you still would reject Him! Amazing isn't it?
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

I don't have a "church". No they didn't write their own Bible. Catholics added books to it that were not inspired by the Holy Spirit and contained errors. Even the Jews agreed with the Protestant's.



I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the Mormon.
 
I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement



I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.

then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime



I will after you tell me where it says in the King James version that Jesus stopped by America, on his way up to heaven.

the king James version doesn't talk about Christ ministry in the new world. Which is precisely why I think you are confused
 
Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement



I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.

then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime



I will after you tell me where it says in the King James version that Jesus stopped by America, on his way up to heaven.

the king James version doesn't talk about Christ ministry in the new world. Which is precisely why I think you are confused



I see. The new world that the Mormons made up.
 
I didn't ask him to "take my place", how DARE he take my place, that is MY place on the cross. Besides, I've read the bible, and in the bible god lies, whereas satan always tells the truth.

I don't know what bible you are reading. But it's not the holy one



Your Church wrote their own Bible. I don't think you should be talking. :biggrin:

considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement



I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.

then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime

“Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” – Isaac Asimov

Why there is no god
 
The basic premise of christianity is:
1) We're all bad, and deserve to go to hell.
2) Good news! Jesus spent 3 days being crucified on the cross so that god will forgive us and let us into heaven anyway, even though we're bad and don't deserve to go to heaven.

If I make a mistake, or do something wrong, I don't want someone else paying for me. I'll pay for my own sins after I did, just like I've done my whole life.

I'll spend 3 days on the cross just like Jesus did.

Good points. Rather than be tormented with a lie my whole life or tortured for eternity in hell for not believing what sounds like a lie to me, can I opt for being tortured on a cross for 3 days?

Those are idiotic points. Try to maintain some integrity here. Just because you agree with his conclusion doesn't mean you have to pat him on the back for the stupid way he reached his conclusion.
 
The basic premise of christianity is:
1) We're all bad, and deserve to go to hell.
2) Good news! Jesus spent 3 days being crucified on the cross so that god will forgive us and let us into heaven anyway, even though we're bad and don't deserve to go to heaven.

If I make a mistake, or do something wrong, I don't want someone else paying for me. I'll pay for my own sins after I did, just like I've done my whole life.

I'll spend 3 days on the cross just like Jesus did.

Good points. Rather than be tormented with a lie my whole life or tortured for eternity in hell for not believing what sounds like a lie to me, can I opt for being tortured on a cross for 3 days?

Those are idiotic points. Try to maintain some integrity here. Just because you agree with his conclusion doesn't mean you have to pat him on the back for the stupid way he reached his conclusion.

Well it isn't like Christianity is any more believable than all the other religions. Mormons may have magic underwear but Christians have talking snakes, 350 year old men, great floods, virgin births, miracles, living in a whales belly after 3 days and rising from the dead after being dead 3 days.
 
considering we use the king James version you might want to reevaluate that statement



I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.

then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime



I will after you tell me where it says in the King James version that Jesus stopped by America, on his way up to heaven.

the king James version doesn't talk about Christ ministry in the new world. Which is precisely why I think you are confused



I see. The new world that the Mormons made up.

I'm sure that the past 500 years of people in the western hemisphere will be surprised to learn that Mormons made it up.

read sometime. You might learn something
 
I have a copy of your little blue Bible. It's not the King James version.

then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime



I will after you tell me where it says in the King James version that Jesus stopped by America, on his way up to heaven.

the king James version doesn't talk about Christ ministry in the new world. Which is precisely why I think you are confused



I see. The new world that the Mormons made up.

I'm sure that the past 500 years of people in the western hemisphere will be surprised to learn that Mormons made it up.

read sometime. You might learn something


Don't go getting all high and mighty, the Christian religion is also full of witchcraft and wizardry. Yours just adds to the insanity, all coming from the con man, Joe Smith.
 
then you are seriously confused about what you have. Try reading it sometime



I will after you tell me where it says in the King James version that Jesus stopped by America, on his way up to heaven.

the king James version doesn't talk about Christ ministry in the new world. Which is precisely why I think you are confused



I see. The new world that the Mormons made up.

I'm sure that the past 500 years of people in the western hemisphere will be surprised to learn that Mormons made it up.

read sometime. You might learn something


Don't go getting all high and mighty, the Christian religion is also full of witchcraft and wizardry. Yours just adds to the insanity, all coming from the con man, Joe Smith.

Before I woke up and became an atheist, I made the same prayer to god and almost came up with the exact same conclusion Joe Smith did?

God told me too that all the organized religions were bullshit. The only difference is god didn't tell me to start a new church.

And if I did feel inspired to start my own church, what made Joseph Smith come up with all the stupid stuff? I would think that stuff would make people skeptical but instead people lined up to join.

This is proof that theistic people are stupid. Traditional Christians should be able to look at the Mormon story and how Joe was able to basically get an entire state to buy into it (Utah) and say, "wow, maybe us traditional christians are just as dumb as they are.

Then look at all the stupid brainwashed Muslims in the middle east and realize that if they were born in Saudi Arabia they'd be praying 5 times a day to Allah and not Jesus.
 

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