Exactly!
I don't know anything about cooking and baking
[yes, I am ignorant about that] but I do know a lot more than you about man's dilemma in trying to understand the meaning of life. The reason for this is that I am concerned with humanity while you are only interested in yourself and how not to be shunned from the environs of the Mormon Cult.
Well, I'd probably find it funny but you are part of humanity so I won't laugh at your predicament within the Mormon Cult. I do laugh at your childish and superstitious fear of reality, though. It's as though you never developed beyond your kindergarten naiveté of a green cheese moon, hot water freezing faster, and more guns preventing shootings.
You don't consider Jesus Christ a prophet? The weakness of your faith is just beneath the surface so maybe you should delete that part of your reply quick-quick before it's too late.