What do you dislike most?

[MisterBeale]

The one thing that gets my blood boiling consistently is the phone tree.

Punch 1 for this, 2 for that.

My favorite is when you sit through nine fucking options and none of them are what you fucking need.

Yeah. Phone trees. And Jews.
.

When ever they give you an option that tells you NOT to hit a number unless X is true, hit that number, it will get you a human. (Usually, these are for dire circumstances and emergencies, etc.)

Then, when you get the human, tell them, oops, X isn't true, but you were just having trouble with their phone tree. The human is almost always, 95% of the time sympathetic with your plight, b/c we all hate the automated systems. They will then plug you directly into the human bureaucrat that is responsible for what you need to handle your problem.

 

[yiostheoy]

Spiders too. I am afraid of spiders. Stupid, I know, but I can't help it! They are such horrifying little creatures!

Spiders are the smartest of all the creeping things.

They have 8 eyes, of which two are really big.

You can find them at dusk with a powerful flashlight like an LED.

Their eyes shine same as dogs and cats. They look like a tiny pair of diamonds on the ground or in the bushes and trees when you shine a flashlight on them like that.

I watched a spider trying to sneak away from my cat in the grass once. First the spider curled up into a ball and held still. That way the cat could not find it. So the cat started sniffing around to see if he could smell it.

When the cat got far enough away, the Spider made a mad dash to a tree and scurried up the trunk. He got away !!

The other day a spider was crawling across my chest as I lay on the bed, which startled me, so I whisked it off with a flick of my hand.

The cat saw this and went after the spider and pounced on it then ate it. That spider did not stand a chance.

Spiders are quite funny. And they catch bugs, especially mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes are the #1 killer of humans. No other creature kills more people than mosquitoes do.

So spiders are your friends.

 

[tigerred59]

People, things, countries, activities...
A bit provocative, of course, but try to be polite in your answers

I loath the fact that conservatives who spent 7 plus year whining about ACA, have nothing better. Who tormented Hillary to defeat over emails and Bengazi, yet gives the Lyin King, ie Trump a pass. I loath the fact that people in this country as so ignorant that it literally makes you ill realizing how stupid they are and I dislike greatly, conservatives here who turn a blind eye TO FACTS!!

Do you post in bold black because you're a negro?

If you read my tag line, provide you can read...you'd see that I'm almost blind and can barely see well. Make all the jokes you like, but its true. Diabetes is a bitch!!

 

[Toro]

The one thing that gets my blood boiling consistently is the phone tree.

Punch 1 for this, 2 for that.

My favorite is when you sit through nine fucking options and none of them are what you fucking need.

Yeah. Phone trees. And Jews.
.

When ever they give you an option that tells you NOT to hit a number unless X is true, hit that number, it will get you a human. (Usually, these are for dire circumstances and emergencies, etc.)

Then, when you get the human, tell them, oops, X isn't true, but you were just having trouble with their phone tree. The human is almost always, 95% of the time sympathetic with your plight, b/c we all hate the automated systems. They will then plug you directly into the human bureaucrat that is responsible for what you need to handle your problem.

Start randomly pushing numbers, and when you finally reach a person, ask them where they want their pizza delivered. When they say they didn't order a pizza, be very insistent that they did. Then, demand you talk to their manager. At the end, if you've been talking to a woman, ask her out on a date.

 

[Toro]

People, things, countries, activities...
A bit provocative, of course, but try to be polite in your answers

I loath the fact that conservatives who spent 7 plus year whining about ACA, have nothing better. Who tormented Hillary to defeat over emails and Bengazi, yet gives the Lyin King, ie Trump a pass. I loath the fact that people in this country as so ignorant that it literally makes you ill realizing how stupid they are and I dislike greatly, conservatives here who turn a blind eye TO FACTS!!

Do you post in bold black because you're a negro?

If you read my tag line, provide you can read...you'd see that I'm almost blind and can barely see well. Make all the jokes you like, but its true. Diabetes is a bitch!!

Sorry. I don't have sigs turned on.

 

[DGS49]

Intrusive internet advertising, especially involving advertising videos.

 

[Comrade Johnson]

When you say "eggplant" do you mean eggplant? Or what Italians mean by eggplant?

For me, it's poisonous snakes. I hate poisonous snakes. The least of which would be Coral snakes.

Please don't say it It will be a hundred of posts about Jewish snakes, poisonous Jews, Coral Jews etc.

 

[yiostheoy]

Wait, did I say spiders?

Spiders are boss.

I meant to say Jews.

How about Jewish Spiders?

I don't think Jewish spiders are any different than other spiders.

They might charge interest to the other spiders but not each other though. That's one of the rules in the Tenakh.

 

[yiostheoy]

When you say "eggplant" do you mean eggplant? Or what Italians mean by eggplant?

For me, it's poisonous snakes. I hate poisonous snakes. The least of which would be Coral snakes.

Please don't say it It will be a hundred of posts about Jewish snakes, poisonous Jews, Coral Jews etc.

Jew Fish. Don't forget the Jew Fish.

This is really a sea bass, but since it has big thick lips and a big nose it has been called a Jew Fish too.

 

[Toro]

Wait, did I say spiders?

Spiders are boss.

I meant to say Jews.

How about Jewish Spiders?

I don't think Jewish spiders are any different than other spiders.

They might charge interest to the other spiders but not each other though. That's one of the rules in the Tenakh.

Jewish spiders are greedier and sneakier than all the other spiders.

That's why I like them so much!

 

[yiostheoy]

As a kid, I used to hate eggplant, but I've grown to like it now that I'm in my 30's. I'm also not the biggest fan of cauliflower unless it's prepared well. I don't hate it, but it's not my favorite vegetable. And I do love vegetables.

Eggplant has to be crispy or I don't really like it. Too slimy.

Yeah, maybe it was the texture or something. I can't rationalize why I didn't like it as a kid. But now I really like it when it's done well.

I didn't like mashed potatoes as a kid because of the texture. It would make me gag. Now, I can't get enough mashed potatoes! I absolutely love them!

Turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy are the best.

Once each year on Thanksgiving I glutton on these.

 

[irosie91]

Lima beans.

really chris? I, also, despised lima beans. ---my mom used to boil them---
and pile them on-----unembellished-----BUT there are ways of spicing and
saucing them up-------and they can actually be made edible. -------my
childhood memories include sitting in front of a PILE of cold lima beans----
-----I was FORCED to eat them (oh.....THE TRAUMA)

 

[yiostheoy]

Wait, did I say spiders?

Spiders are boss.

I meant to say Jews.

How about Jewish Spiders?

I don't think Jewish spiders are any different than other spiders.

They might charge interest to the other spiders but not each other though. That's one of the rules in the Tenakh.

Jewish spiders are greedier and sneakier than all the other spiders.

That's why I like them so much!

All spiders are quite sneaky -- unless that spider that got away from my cat was a Jew. In that case yes, you are right.

 

[yiostheoy]

Lima beans.

really chris? I, also, despised lima beans. ---my mom used to boil them---
and pile them on-----unembellished-----BUT there are ways of spicing and
saucing them up-------and they can actually be made edible. -------my
childhood memories include sitting in front of a PILE of cold lima beans----
-----I was FORCED to eat them (oh.....THE TRAUMA)

In elementary school they served us lima beans with the school lunch.

They are nasty.

I have never touched them ever since.

I don't know if they sell these in Russia. I would think the Russians are smarter than to serve these to their kids.

 

[MisterBeale]

Wait, did I say spiders?

Spiders are boss.

I meant to say Jews.

How about Jewish Spiders?

I don't think Jewish spiders are any different than other spiders.

They might charge interest to the other spiders but not each other though. That's one of the rules in the Tenakh.

I was going to say, rumor has it, Jewish spiders invented phone trees and automated answering systems to externalize costs onto consumers.

 

[Toro]

Don't ever call the airline stewardess a "waitress."

They hate that.

 

[MisterBeale]

When you say "eggplant" do you mean eggplant? Or what Italians mean by eggplant?

For me, it's poisonous snakes. I hate poisonous snakes. The least of which would be Coral snakes.

Please don't say it It will be a hundred of posts about Jewish snakes, poisonous Jews, Coral Jews etc.

Jew Fish. Don't forget the Jew Fish.

This is really a sea bass, but since it has big thick lips and a big nose it has been called a Jew Fish too.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

People, things, countries, activities...
A bit provocative, of course, but try to be polite in your answers

Political Correctness...it is reducing my country to third world tyranny with its Soviet style thought police

 

[yiostheoy]

Wait, did I say spiders?

Spiders are boss.

I meant to say Jews.

How about Jewish Spiders?

I don't think Jewish spiders are any different than other spiders.

They might charge interest to the other spiders but not each other though. That's one of the rules in the Tenakh.

I was going to say, rumor has it, Jewish spiders invented phone trees and automated answering systems to externalize costs onto consumers.

I wonder if any Jewish or non-Jewish spiders got caught in Oppenheimer's contraption? That was a fate intended for the Japanese spiders alone.

A really good book about that is "Killing The Rising Sun" by Bill OReilly.


https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Rising-Sun-America-Vanquished/dp/1627790624&tag=ff0d01-20?tag=usmb-20

 

[OldLady]

How does anyone hate limas? I always requested them for my birthday dinner when I was a kid. Did your moms not cook them enough?