Warning For All Gingerbread Men Consumers

[Road Runner]

Eat them as quickly as possibly without choking. A warning to all gingerbread men,.. it's your Armageddon.

 

[fncceo]

I like to tear off their limbs and extract confessions from them before I eat them.

By the time I get around to eating them, they are begging for the sweet release of death.

 

[Ringtone]

I like to tear off their limbs and extract confessions from them before I eat them.

By the time I get around to eating them, they are begging for the sweet release of death.

I go one step further. I eat their mouths first so that they suffer in silent agony and with the knowledge, indeed, the horror, that my ears will not even hear their cries for release, that my eyes see their silent agony and savor it all the more.

 

[Road Runner]

Boy you guys should be arrested for cruelty to gingerbread men.