So then the universe is ruled by the Great Spaghetti Monster and his antipasto minions. Why not?
What have you shown about your theories? Nothing. Show me something, ANYTHING, like, what kind of experience do you consider an interaction with god, and why? And try to make some sense, like, tie it all together in some reasonably plausible way. Because right now, you've shown nothing for me to connect the dots and maybe say "hey, I see where she's coming from, maybe she has something"...
I have no "theories". That is why--as you note--I have not shown anything about "theories."
What, exactly, do you want me to show you?
From the beginning I have recommended in persevering in your own search for God. I've said that Bible accounts testify to His existence, and I, too, have had life experiences confirming the existence of God.
This is my very simple statement:
Persevere in your quest for God.
I've given suggestions that might prove helpful:
Look for God in tiny, quiet events, even silence. Do not try to make tests for God. Instead of trying to find a God that meets your expectations of what a God should be, be open to God revealing Himself to you.
My assessment of this conversation (including others in the thread as well) is that there is no interest in taking on the quest of finding God and discovering something about who He is. The only interest here is a wish to conclusively prove me wrong. That's a waste of time for all of us. The desire is to rip Biblical accounts to shreds, and to compare the Bible and God to ludicrous Spaghetti Monsters, is a forewarning to anyone today with a quietly encouraging and testifying that God is with us and that the quest for God is worthwhile. Well worthwhile.
You (and others) don't wish a stepping stone to begin your quest. You have a hunger to ruin mine. It cannot be ruined.