Annie
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I guess my friends share the same sense of humor that I have:
Friendship Are you tired of all those sissy
quote friendship quote; poems that always sound good but never
actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to true friendship
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bitch who made you sad
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got
laid
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every
chance I get
5. When you are worried - I will tell you
horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
your whining
6. When you are confused - I will use little
words
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don't want whatever you have
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may
ask, because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest
friends, then get depressed because you can only think of nine.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to
bring a shovel
Friendship Are you tired of all those sissy
quote friendship quote; poems that always sound good but never
actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to true friendship
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bitch who made you sad
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got
laid
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every
chance I get
5. When you are worried - I will tell you
horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
your whining
6. When you are confused - I will use little
words
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don't want whatever you have
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may
ask, because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest
friends, then get depressed because you can only think of nine.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to
bring a shovel