This Sounds Like A Great April Fool's Day Joke XD

[Road Runner]

What will they identify as next?

School district denies litter boxes for students identifying as ‘furries’

A concerned parent had reported being “really disturbed” by a wild rumor that a school provided a litter box for “kids that identify as cats.”

nypost.com

 

[miketx]

I'd get my kid out of there so fast it would make their head swim. Those people are insane.

 

[Road Runner]

I'd get my kid out of there so fast it would make their head swim.

I'm sure all of the students who identify as goldfish would enjoy that.

 

[miketx]

I'm sure all of the students who identify as goldfish would enjoy that.

So fast it would make your head swim is an old expression, probably before your time. Wait, are you saying my kid is a goldfish?

 

[Road Runner]

So fast it would make your head swim is an old expression, probably before your time. Wait, are you saying my kid is a goldfish?

I know it's a saying, I was making a joke LOL and you never really know in this day and age of what people want to identify as. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck,.. newsflash!! It's a fucking duck people!!!

 

[JoeMoma]

I'd get my kid out of there so fast it would make their head swim. Those people are insane.

So you want the school to provide litter boxes for the kids that identify as cats.

 

[miketx]

So you want the school to provide litter boxes for the kids that identify as cats.

Quit while you're a head