Their Singer Just Sucks

[William Joyce]

But the band is big...

Examples:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Who told Anthony Keidis or whatever his name is he could sing? He's awful! But I like the Peppers anyway.

Coldplay. I'm OK with Coldplay. But Chris Martin strains as a singer, and he's nasally.

Guns 'N Roses. Great tunes, great band. But I think Axl counts more as a... uh... "vocal stylist" than a singer, no?

Others?

 

[Shogun]

Bob Dylan. His music reminds me that boy band and pop stars weren't invented in the 80s. Also, Cat Stephens. I think Mark Gormely writes better songs.

 

[HUGGY]

Bob Dylan. His music reminds me that boy band and pop stars weren't invented in the 80s. Also, Cat Stephens. I think Mark Gormely writes better songs.

You don't think Cat Stevens is a good singer?

Freddie Dennis, a friend of mine, was the lead singer for the Kingsmen(Louis Louis). Some think he can't sing..I think he kicks ass.

 

[Shogun]

Yes, Cat Stephens sucks. A studio can make a victim of throat cancer sound like Aretha Franklin but that guy STILL can't sing. There are only so many overdubs and effects that one can add.

 

[HUGGY]

I don't know ... He sings from the heart .. perhaps that is what I hear.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TWd3skb-Rw]YouTube - Cat Stevens - Morning Has Broken - Live 1973[/ame]

 

[Shogun]

George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher sings from the heart too. That doesn't make him a good singer.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWF6g68yvrE&feature=related]YouTube - Cannibal Corpse | Sentenced To Burn[/ame]