Eightball
Senior Member
- Oct 13, 2004
- 1,359
- 253
- 48
yup.. STILL enjoying this thread.
You'll need more than popcorn when the end-product plays out. I'd be ordering an asbestos suit.......

Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
yup.. STILL enjoying this thread.
You'll need more than popcorn when the end-product plays out. I'd be ordering an asbestos suit.......![]()
oh now.. you wouldnt be the first thumper to threaten some upcoming annialiation of us non-believers, now would you?
people like me will still be eating popcorn long after your particular flavor of dogma comes and goes and eventually morphs into whatever it will become...
I mean, hell.. you DO realize that biblical believers thought the return would happen well within their lifetime, eh? We ALL lived past the year 2000. We've seen the same claim during the 1900s.. I guess im just not impressed.
Still, I do so enjoy watching denominations swing pillows at each other and accuse others of misinterpreting the bible and being the puppets of the debil!
oh now.. you wouldnt be the first thumper to threaten some upcoming annialiation of us non-believers, now would you?
people like me will still be eating popcorn long after your particular flavor of dogma comes and goes and eventually morphs into whatever it will become...
I mean, hell.. you DO realize that biblical believers thought the return would happen well within their lifetime, eh? We ALL lived past the year 2000. We've seen the same claim during the 1900s.. I guess im just not impressed.
Still, I do so enjoy watching denominations swing pillows at each other and accuse others of misinterpreting the bible and being the puppets of the debil!
ohhhhhhh I know her !!!
Never mind .![]()
Those that predict years, days, whatever are giving you a "bum" steer. If you think they speak for mainstream biblical Christianity then you really have your head in an ostrich hole..........Even Jesus Himself said that the "end" date was not His to reveal, but He did give a few hints in the form of "happenings" throughout the world.
So, I don't know, and any biblical Christian knows that it could be tomorrow, or a thousand years from now. Anyone that gives a date or year, is totally unscriptural.
So your example is moot........it belongs to crackpots (Those that claim some special knowledge that the rest of Christians weren't deemed worthy to behold from God) who claim to know the mind of God..........and don't read His manual.
Just a couple years ago, Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio, A Christian radio network that is all over the country and usually carried on AM radio, predicted the "end" back a couple years ago. Well, he has a lot of egg on his face, and he also lost his credentials as a valid spokesman/preacher/reverend of the bible. Sadly, many Christians still embrace Pastor Campings teachings. He also teaches that all Christians should leave their denominations/churches and not attend, as Satan now basically has control of all Christian churches. The man is paranoid, and is a false teacher.
Again, as Jesus succinctly said, watch for the "signs" much as a sailor watches the sky for signs of an impending storm at sea. "Red sky at night a sailor's delight, red sky in the morning, sailor take warning."
There is an actually meteorlogical thing to that saying, as morning sun shine from the East, and cloud cover to the East can mean a moving low pressure area towards one's direction.
Anyway, it was Jesus' way of communicating to the people, to be alert in the future, as His second advent was coming after His resurrection. His second advent wasn't going to be as "healer, and bringer of salvation" but as Judge.
So you can sit back and eat your Ready-Pop, and play the perverbial violin during the Spring/Summer/Fall. That's your God allowed, and blessed free-will. It's also your blessed free-will to mock those that tell about Jesus and His salvation/redemption of mankind.
*******
Thumper? Well I guess it isn't to bad a name........Bambi's best friend was Thumper the Rabbit. He was a nice sort a friend.
*****
I'll quote Malachi Constant and insist that "I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
Agreed,
Only in your case, you were accidentally dropped on your head a few more times than I was.
Beside the fact the bible states repeatedly that we will not know the day...
I take exception with the notion that the entire Bible must be accepted as a whole. It was compiled at the orders of Emporer Constantine, by men. Though you may argue that any one of the Books contained within are devinely inspired, the process of compiling these books certainly was not devinely inspired. It was very political. In fact the Bible was created simultaneously and is part and parcle with the Roman Catholic Churh. I was raised Catholic, but I wonder how all the non-Catholic denominations reconcile this.
To me, personally, I believe that the Bible is more the history of the social evolution of the Jewish people. In the beginning they were a brutally, barbaric, primitive people. They had more in common with modern day terrorists that modern day Christians. (I don't believe in miracles - Why would God defy his own laws of physics to accomplish his goals? I don't think He does - if He had to defy His laws of physics, then it would show that he was imperfect when He created them)
There is a constant change in the philosophy of the Jewish people (How many times did God promise to them that He was not going to do this or that nasty thing again?). This justs marks their own evolutionary understanding of God, not a change in God.
Finally, Jesus introduced a radical break with all previous Jewish philosophy. Does God change philosophies? Is there no constant moral philosophy? If so it seems that religion is entirely a waste of time.
The philosophy of Moses (didn't he put quite a few people to the sword?) has nothing to do with the philosophy of Jesus. The God of Moses is more like the God of Osama Bin Laden than the God of Jesus.
Maybe it's just a constantly evolving understanding of God, and thru that morality, from that of primitives to that of Mankind that is all the Bible is about. Maybe that's why Jesus called Himself the "Son of Man".
Maybe Jesus didn't come to fulfill the ancient Jewish law. Maybe he came to straighten out their dumb A$$es. His message contradicts ancient Jewish law in so many ways...it's a whole different philosophy. Non-nationalistic, forgiving, non-condemning, Apolitical (very apolitical...too bad American christians don't seem to get that). Very different.
You may believe that the Bible was compiled under the infinite wisdom of God's omnipresence, but it is more likely that it's compilation was influenced by people of very evil intent. Perhaps intended to camofluage the message of Jesus with so much of other nonsense that very little, if any of the message got thru.
Even Adolf Hilter justified himself with Bible quotes. What's just as bad is those people who, instead of taken what is written verbatim, decide (convenient to their own personal beliefs), that what they don't like is "symbolic" and then freely interpert it any way they choose.
Peter was a confused pup who created a church based on people not propagating, Paul was an infiltrator, a self-appointed Apostle that perverted Christianity to his own liking, neither were divine.
What happened to all of the other Apostles? What happened to that one that was elected to replace Judas? Did they all just fade away? Did Jesus' work with them only to have their legacy disappear? If they have a legacy, they and their tradition had no part of the creation of the Bible.
He is not a believer, well except that which he finds convenient. The Bible IS in fact an inspired creation.
I used to make that mistake as well, claiming that because man made it it was tainted, BUT the bible is and was inspired by God. Just as the individual books are all from men inspired by God, so was the Council that put it together.
This is nothing more than what we are warned about. That in the last days lies and misinformation would be spread and attacks on God and the Bible would increase. We even have false Bibles out now. Changed to eliminate "man" and replace it with non gender or female gender words. As well as at least one that is supposedly adapted to modern language. Rather than simply translating from the original to English the editors changed it to be more "modern".
The King James is a correct rendition from the original languages.
And yes I am a Christian, though some of you think Mormons are not.