I wish I could take credit for it as it's perfectly descriptive and poetic for the atheists/ags/sinners who believe evolution, but it's atheist @Holle's sarcastic description of what I would call evolution. The Poe shoe fits, so I may as well use it.
You are familiar with Poe's Law are you not?
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article." (SOURCE)