Under socialism, instead of having to dig and pave the road between your house and your work, the government would take your tax money and do it for you and then all your neighbors could use the road too. Even worse, instead of having to hand deliver all your bills to creditors and letters to friends, the government would take some of your money and create a system of delivering all your mail to the intended addressee AND they'd bring all the mail sent to you directly to your house. Not only that, but you know how right now you keep an arsenal in your house to prevent all the anarchist looters we have from taking your stuff? Well a socialist government would want to take some of your hard-earned money and use it to fund this kind of paramilitary force that would have guns of their own and enforce a whole bunch of laws to keep you safe, they'd go around "policing" your whole town in fact. The government would even use some of your money to pay and train teams of people to fight fires. That's right, FIGHT fires. We need fire! Humanity has thrived on it.
I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet, so I hope you're sitting down. You know how now under our capitalist system if you want to learn anything you have to seek an elder and prove yourself worthy so that he will pass on his great knowledge via oral tradition? Well these thieving, despicable, pinko socialists would want to take your money, money you earned by the way, and create this big warehouses where they stored row after row of books, literally thousands of books that you and anyone in your community could go to for information, to acquire knowledge, hell even for pleasure. They'd even take our kids, our beloved children, throw them en masse into buildings where our own money would be used to fund their FORCED education. These bastards even dream of a day when if you got really sick, instead of having to put a second mortgage on your home to pay for the doctor's bills, the government would pay for you out of money they took out of your paycheck before you even got sick. I tell you, it is truly a dark world these socialists want for us.
I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet, so I hope you're sitting down. You know how now under our capitalist system if you want to learn anything you have to seek an elder and prove yourself worthy so that he will pass on his great knowledge via oral tradition? Well these thieving, despicable, pinko socialists would want to take your money, money you earned by the way, and create this big warehouses where they stored row after row of books, literally thousands of books that you and anyone in your community could go to for information, to acquire knowledge, hell even for pleasure. They'd even take our kids, our beloved children, throw them en masse into buildings where our own money would be used to fund their FORCED education. These bastards even dream of a day when if you got really sick, instead of having to put a second mortgage on your home to pay for the doctor's bills, the government would pay for you out of money they took out of your paycheck before you even got sick. I tell you, it is truly a dark world these socialists want for us.