I can't believe you guys haven't figured this out. Elvis shot JFK. He was being controled by aliens from Pluto. When Elvis became unstable, because of drugs, they took him to Pluto, where today, he pumps gas at a filling station. However, he is plotting to return, because he is pissed about Michael Jackson marrying his daughter. Newspapers take a long time to get to Pluto, so he is not yet aware that Jackson is dead.
Put on the glass slippers and chat this 10 times:
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
The government would never lie to me.
governments lie, citizens lie, your point?
My point; the government lied about the assassination of President Kennedy. And if you think about the 'official' story (Oswald was the assassin; that he did not have confederates who are still at large), there is no other possible story that could have been told to the American people, our allies, our enemies or the world. Any other story would have been a huge national security problem, a huge citizens' confidence in their government problem and a huge black eye for the FBI, the CIA, the Secret Service and the government. It would have shut down government. It would have castrated any agenda Johnson had as the new president.
The day after Oswald expired in Dallas, Nicholas Katzenbach, the Assistant Attorney General sent a memo to Bill Moyers, special assistant to President Lyndon B. Johnson (the same Bill Moyers who has a program on PBS) spelling out CLEARLY that "The public must be satisfied that Oswald was the assassin; that he did not have confederates who are still at large; and that the evidence was such that he would have been convicted at trial"
Now, please tell me HOW any other story (Oswald was the assassin; that he did not have confederates who are still at large) would or could be told to the world?
The Big Lie Begins
It's important to understand that from the very beginning, officials of our government did not want a true investigation and made every attempt to "make the public satisfied that Oswald was the assassin."
There may be no other document that makes it more clear that there was no interest in a true investigation by the highest federal authorities and it was issued just days after the assassination. A memo prepared by Walter Jenkins reflects his conversation with J. Edgar Hoover where Hoover makes this telling statement:
"The thing I am most concerned about, and Mr. Katzenbach, is having something issued so that they can convince the public that Oswald is the real assassin."
This conversation occured on November 24, 1963, one day prior to Katzenbach's memo below. Meanwhile, Hoover himself wrote a glaring similar memo on the same day that reads:
"The thing I am most concerned about, and SO IS Mr. Katzenbach, is having something issued so that WE can convince the pubic that Oswald is the real assassin." (HSCA, vol 3, pp 471-473. This memo was apparently prepared by Hoover at 4 pm.)
A third memo written by the FBI's Courtney Evans on November 26th mentions that Hoover himself drafted the Katzenbach memo. (North, "Act of Treason")
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Memo from Nicholas deB. Katzenbach, Deputy Attorney General
November 25, 1963
MEMORANDUM FOR MR. MOYERS
It is important that all of the facts surrounding President Kennedy's Assassination be made public in a way which will satisfy people in the United States and abroad that all the facts have been told and that a statement to this effect be made now.
1. The public must be satisfied that Oswald was the assassin; that he did not have confederates who are still at large; and that the evidence was such that he would have been convicted at trial.
2. Speculation about Oswald's motivation ought to be cut off, and we should have some basis for rebutting thought that this was a Communist conspiracy or (as the Iron Curtain press is saying) a right-wing conspiracy to blame it on the Communists. Unfortunately the facts on Oswald seem about too pat-- too obvious (Marxist, Cuba, Russian wife, etc.). The Dallas police have put out statements on the Communist conspiracy theory, and it was they who were in charge when he was shot and thus silenced.
3. The matter has been handled thus far with neither dignity nor conviction. Facts have been mixed with rumour and speculation. We can scarcely let the world see us totally in the image of the Dallas police when our President is murdered.
I think this objective may be satisfied by making public as soon as possible a complete and thorough FBI report on Oswald and the assassination. This may run into the difficulty of pointing to in- consistencies between this report and statements by Dallas police officials. But the reputation of the Bureau is such that it may do the whole job. The only other step would be the appointment of a Presidential Commission of unimpeachable personnel to review and examine the evidence and announce its conclusions. This has both advantages and disadvantages. It think it can await publication of the FBI report and public reaction to it here and abroad.
I think, however, that a statement that all the facts will be made public property in an orderly and responsible way should be made now. We need something to head off public speculation or Congressional hearings of the wrong sort.
Nicholas deB. Katzenbach
Deputy Attorney General
JFK Lancer: Katzenbach Memo